Drizzle the Stormy - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 10
Room 2: Drizzle disturbs the sleep of a Rust Dragon (16 HP)!
Drizzle sizzles and deals only 7 damage.
The Dragon stomps Drizzle for 5 damage.
Drizzle slashes the junk heap for 14 damage.
Drizzle gains 3 XP (XP 4 HP 10)

Room 4: Drizzle opens a chest with 2 Gold...and a Fire Wand! (Gold 4)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR MONSTER

Merchant, selling the wand, 5 food and 1 popy seed please.

Drizzle the Stormy - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 10
Room 5: Drizzle trades in his treasure for survival (14 HP Gold 0 Food 5)

Room 7: Drizzle runs forth and faces...a Bone Ogre (20 HP)!
In a completely unprecendented event, Drizzle commits the game's first TRIPLE CRITICAL FAIL scenario. He trips, rolls down a moldy hill, and crashes his jaw on a stone tabletop.
The Bone Ogre laughs, and squishes Drizzle for 6 damage.
Drizzle gets up for a comeback and bashes the fiend for 14 damage!
The Bone Ogre tosses his club at Drizzle for 6 damage.
Drizzle gains 3 Gold and 2 XP (Gold 3 XP 6 HP 2)

Drizzle lives for another day and descends (Food 4)...to the Flaming Underworld

The Flaming Underworld, Floor 11
Room 1: Drizzle finds a whetstone to sharpen his blade (XP 7)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: RESTING OR EVENT

Holy moly, event please, I need more armor now (There's no way I'm gonna get another monster haha...).

And I should still have 4 food though.

Quote from Hewitt

I'm thinking of hosting a grid-based, possibly team-based, deduction game of lies and intrigue. Anyone up for that when this is over?
Skeleton the Bony - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 7
Room 2: Skeleton finds rat poop cakes (Food 1)

Room 4: Skeleton encounters a greedy merchant. "Do you wanna sell your wand? If not, piss off!"

After buying (Click to Show)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: RESTING OR TREASURE

Skeleton Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 8
Rank: 2
Armor: 1
Gold: 0
Food: 1
XP: 3

Items: Poison Wand (deal 2 extra damage every turn from when this wand is used)

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how much I'm drowning in work and how easy it is to play.

I choose to not sell my wand.
Resting - look for food.

Drizzle the Stormy - Flaming Underworld, Floor 11
Room 3: Drizzle really tests his luck and finds...a Lava Golem (12 HP)! Bollocks.
Drizzle freaks out, only bashing the Golem for 7 damage.
The Lava Golem engulfs our hero and burns him from the inside out.

~~So Endeth the Legend of Drizzle the Stormy~~

Skeleton the Bony - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 7
Room 5: Skeleton scavenges for food (Food 2)

Skeleton descends... (Food 1)

The Undead Catacombs, Floor 8
Room 1: Skeleton finds a new sword (XP 4)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

Lmao I'm done.

Lol this is your fault XD

Quote from Drizzle

(There's no way I'm gonna get another monster haha...)

You just HAD to say it didn't you. You just had to tempt fate...



When you've cooled your head, come back anytime. I'm allowing one more from you. But it has to be Nightmare.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok I know where I did wrong now, possibly.

Bring it on baby.

Event

Forage for food again

Resting, forage for food.

I'm still here btw. My internet is just acting up. Will post later if it stabilizes.

Quote from Hewitt

I'm still here btw. My internet is just acting up. Will post later if it stabilizes.

Mann, if only you can post it now cuz Firewall is almost dead from this forum game's virus.