I Really Messed That One Up

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Aug 9, 2008 9:06 PM #214840

I don't see anything wrong with asking for an MSN/AIM/Myspace

It's a lot less personal than a phone number so it's easier to ask for and it's easier to use.

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Aug 9, 2008 9:09 PM #214847

I'm not sure about the easier part, but yes it's better. And they only way to ever talk to her again would be to ask for her address but that would sound way too suspicious.

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Aug 9, 2008 9:40 PM #214901

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yesterday, i went bowling.

and, i was picking a song from the digital jukebox thingy and this friggin hot girl comes up and starts talking to me.
and so i'm all sorta freakin out because, well, thats never happened before...

anyways, i talk to her some more, and we were sort of getting along pretty well, then, shes leaving, and i stop her and ask if she has msn.

Response: Whats MSN?

i thought she was joking, so i said if she uses a computer.

Response: No.

i asked where shes from:

Response: Houston, Texas. (i live in arkansas, by the way.)

so... i asked how old she was:

Response: 14. (my age)

then she said that she had to go and i was like: crap.

so, i will never again see this hot girl. lifes a bitch, isn't it?

No, you are life's bitch. So, maybe it's your destiny to not meet her, and meet a more suitable girl.

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Aug 9, 2008 11:00 PM #215034

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No, you are life's bitch. So, maybe it's your destiny to not meet her, and meet a more suitable girl.

yes she/it must have very VERY low standerds and must have really really low self esteem. when you said that a hot girl never talked to you b4 i was not suprised. lol

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Aug 10, 2008 12:20 AM #215171

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It's no use if they don't look good is it ? What I mean is not that they wouldn't like me it's that I don't like them.

Emo chicks, except the "gothapotamouses", are on average really hot and have low self-esteem.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:23 AM #215178

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Emo chicks, except the "gothapotamouses", are on average really hot and have low self-esteem.

The best kind of girl.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:23 AM #215179

ha ha

they take it up the butt

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Aug 10, 2008 12:24 AM #215180

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ha ha

they take it up all orifices.

Fix'd.

And yes, all of them.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:41 AM #215195

Once a girl introduced herself to me by asking if I had facebook. That instant I decided that it was a girl I never, ever, wanted to see again.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:50 AM #215200

Once this new girl named heather, she was in my homeroom and my art class, we were joking and stuff and she called me a slave..I knew she was punkesh-goath, but she took it too far, she called me slave, same with this girl named sarrah, we were buddies, and it was waayy to far and creapy, so once in the hall way I went psycho on her...well I do take things too far when I try to hurt peoples feelings..so she was like calm down, and my friends were proud, but I felt sorry...and then I realized she had crush on me..but then she knew I like another girl.

yeah..a life story.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:53 AM #215204

You bastard man.

You shoulda' screwed her.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:56 AM #215209

but she was a bit chubby..and I like a way cuter and hotter girl than her, and who know how study and do makeup.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:57 AM #215211

More cushion for the pushin', nothing wrong with a little love handles.

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Aug 10, 2008 12:59 AM #215212

ahahahhahaha hahah ahha, no, not in my case.

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Aug 10, 2008 1:00 AM #215213

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but she was a bit chubby..and I like a way cuter and hotter girl than her, and who know how study and do makeup.

Yeah, man. Aim higher than you can get! That's the spirit!