Guys, want play game?
Rule: I'll write a sentence with 5 words about one thing I do today, then I give 5 words that the next must make sentence from those words,... the last will win....

Start: L E W S D :Learning English with stupid Dave

N A M E S

xD

Nudists are mating every Sunday

S U D A N

Sudden Utopia Dawns At Night


B-R-E-A-K

Big Rhinos eat a Kayat

SMILE

Sometimes, my igloo looks empty.

I N D I A

In Nish's dick is alcohol

PENIS

Person McPerson's envying Nish's invincible soberness

C R A Z Y

no offense Person

CJ racing a Zany Yodeler

BIMBO

Big Lanky Asshole sings terribly

IGLOO

International gut loving oriental operation.

T R E E S

Three Raticate enemies enlarging sizes.

CLOCK

Cucks licking orange crying kids

TRUMP

Terminally rotating unoriginal monkey poop.

G A S E S

Great America Sinking Entirely, Sadly

BOOKS