You all know how much of a dick I've been over the last 5 years, you all know how much of a fuckwit I try to be to remain relevant. I, myself, am aware of this, of course, and I feel really bad for everything that I've done to this site. I feel like I just want to ruin people's fun, and be an annoyance, but alas, we all have to stop eventually.
On the day that FA merged with SP, I was pretty fed up with the genre of stickfigures and was bored. So I decided to make an account here, but I forgot what it was (technically I wasn't abusing privilege or owning an acc, because it's abandoned, and I only use 1 account) 3 months after, I came afterwards, hoping to spark someone's interest. I also came across this fagtard, I won't name drop him, but let's call him "Carlos, the... 'apprenticed mason'" (k, sorry, it's 2 funny i can't write it without struggling LOL) Fucking hated the guy, thought he was an aformentioned fagtard. In spite of that, I asked him to draw me a Chao version (yea, the guy was a sonic fantard as well, get on with it) of some Ed Edd n Eddy character, forgot LOL. Anyway, nigga said that he rejected the request because he was "too lazy to Google Search how something looked like". I wanted to just come over to his "ILLOMINETI HOUS" and fucking knife his guts out and sell them on the black market. After this, I stumbled upon this retarded concept called RHG (ya know what it is, no introduction needed) Fucking hated that shit on FA, and was saddened by its comeback on SP. I made some weird OP character (since c'mon, there IS no rule that prohibits you from making your character OP) just for lulz. Then I acted like a dick to everyone and harassed some woman, forgot who she is (Short term memory, bruh). My shitty RHG got traction by people willing to shit on my "work of art", whilst at the same time saying "DON'T GIV DA TROLZ ATENTIN". I enjoyed this spark in popularity, thinking that people are mentally retarded or something. There was this smartass named Anthony (again, not telling username), who was friend with Illuminati man, and I also wanted to shiv him.
In Under 8 months, my characted became the most viewed and most disliked. People were visiting it to debate with a troll, and it was fucken amusing. It gained attention from 12 year old faggot named Logan. Fucking hated the guy more than anyone else. I wanted him to get run over by a Hummer, get syphilis and get minced afterwards. He started being a smartass to me, taking my shit seriously. I told him that I was 10 (which I wasn't back then), and he believed it because he was an utter idiot. He then continued harassing me numerous times. It got so bad to the point where he got banned twice. He fucked off afterwards, but got permabanned for posting illegal downloads of Invader Zim.
Then I actually became interested into stickfigures for realisies, and started making something worthwhile watching for 10 secs. That came to an end back in 2014, when I disappeared from SP entirely, tbh I was still shat on behind my back, but who cares? A year later I came back, a bit more sane, less trolly and actually active. Then I thought to myself "hmm, maybe i can be a troll again?" and so I did that, I was being a "random fagit lel" piece of fuck, and annoyed the fuck out of everyone. This time, nobody gave a shit, I was irrelevant just like DarkSydePhil and I was simply forgotten.
Going over this history was needed to show what I did in the past, and why i regret most of what I did. I sincerely apologize to anyone who was annoyed by me and my troll attempts. I didn't mean any harm. I shouldn't have called out a guy for being a moron and not telling the difference between TWO DIFFERENT CATEGORIES. I shouldn't criticize the admin, like, ever. I shouldn't've said "my name jeff" on the Discord server. I really shouldn't have. I am sorry, honestly. I will try and be a better member, but for now, I might leave for a long time :(


see ya.

Fuck you Kanga. Piece of shit.

I thought the world couldn't be any more worse, then you come along with your bullshit. Bravo.

From what I've read you're still the same, apology not accepted, on behalf of everyone you've trolled. Don't try to make us feel sorry for you.

This is the activation of the emergency broadcast system

fuck Kanga B
fuck Kanga
Yeah, buddy, fuck Kanga B
It’s for our people
Yeah, yeah, fuck Kanga B
Yeah, fuck Kanga B
Ain’t nobody else gon’ speak up, I'm gon’ speak up
Yeah, fuck Kanga B
Yeah, buddy, fuck Kanga B
Yeah, yeah, fvck Donald Trump

I got a question
How’d he make it this far? How the fuck did it begin?
Kanga Bitch's posts sounds like Hitler in Berlin
Or KKK sh!t, now I’m going in
I’m just saying what’s real, I don’t give a fuck who I offend
Cause it’s gotta be said, it’s gotta be said
It’s off the top like the tumors in Kanga B’s head
This man’s not intelligent, so fucking evil
This man hates Serbians, that’s a seven million people
If truth be told, Kanga is a terrorist
Reasons why the world’s got a problem with Serbia
The fuck is going on? People just passed
Kanga made a mass murder, you said thanks for the congrats
Kanga tryna get his reputation up, he don’t got class
No empathy for Kanga, you react fast
This man is stupid, put him in the Hunger Games
Things are going to get bad, please run away
Man Serbia is fucked b/c this guy's corrupt
Take a day to undo what Slobodan fixed up
And everyone can get it, straight up


fuck Kanga B
fuck Kanga B
Yeah, fuck Kanga B
Yeah, yeah, fuck Kanga B


Now, we protest when we see this silly nut
Too scared to get out, that’s why the door is shut
Kanga's rants are like a cigarette pack
Everyone will get cancer
You think Kanga is great, he's not even cool
He killed in the name of Jesus Christ at the high school
How ’bout we grab all of our guns?
We raid Kanga's house, grab his butter and buns
Add it up, you an automatic punk, what it is?
I’m just tryna make Serbia great again!
Party in the streets when Kanga is dead
If he's not, shoot his head with lead
Actually nah, I’m not gonna stay with him
I'm going to Mars, it's gonna be lit
I’ma stay right here, I ain’t living in fear
With my people who are idiots, losers and queer
And we ain’t gonna let Kanga go anywhere
Ain’t gonna let Kanga go anywhere


Thought I was making songs just to ride to?
But come to find out your own kind don’t even like you
Slobo don’t like you, Tesla don’t like you
The rest weenies, they scared to say it, but they don’t like you
Obama don’t like you, Kim Jong Un don’t like you
Been tryna make it to one of your rants but I ain’t have time to, punk
Get on your rooftop just to find you
Like where you hiding at? Who you lying to?
fuck your dumbass scheme, I’ve been balling out
You’re too dumb, you keep lying, that’s why your brains keep falling out
Kanga Bitch, call him out, KKK supporter
His favorite phrase, EL LOGANO IS STOOOOPEED how the fuck y’all endorse him?
Since Serbia is fucked anyway
just revive Slobo, that’s what plenty say

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From what I've read you're still the same, apology not accepted, on behalf of everyone you've trolled. Don't try to make us feel sorry for you.

You haven't looked at todays date haven't you? Newfags when will they learn...

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You haven't looked at todays date haven't you? Newfags when will they learn...

You thought I was being serious? Bruh

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You haven't looked at todays date haven't you? Newfags when will they learn...

smh oldfags also can't differentiate from jokes and serious posts

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You thought I was being serious? Bruh

Kanga pls dont liv :'(

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Kanga pls dont liv :'(

I won't. :0

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I won't. :0

Then kill yourself?
Ha.

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Then kill yourself?
Ha.

Haha... hahaha. HAHAHHASAFHADGIOU
'xcuse me?

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Haha... hahaha. HAHAHHASAFHADGIOU
'xcuse me?

liv≠leave
liv=live

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I change my mind, this thread is retarded.