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Wait. Does he sell any actual pork?

To other Ruskies, yeah. Which there aren't many of.

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Why so I think a battle between Aubrey and The Handyman will be interesting. VERY interesting.

Eh, not really. Handy would smash the fuck out of Aubrey.

See first: "poop steins"


>Soulfood...

So, you're on my hitlist, after Jae and GenericAnon now. As in confirmed challenge kind of thing.

Hmm... so this means, for the first time. I'll be using Google Translate; which means... bad grammar.

Honestly this guy reminds me of the cannibalistic psychopath Piggsy from Manhunt. He wears a literal pig's head over his face, and butchers people, sounds all too familiar... *shivers*

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Honestly this guy reminds me of the cannibalistic psychopath Piggsy from Manhunt. He wears a literal pig's head over his face, and butchers people, sounds all too familiar... *shivers*

edit: oh, its that game. i remember picking up the sequel for ps2 without ever having played the OG manhunt. piggsy and aubrey are fairly different, however. aubrey, for starters, isn't "insane" like piggsy and isn't a cannibal either. you can argue that aubrey is technically insane, but i can argue right back that he is merely the russo-nationalist equivalent of a neo-nazi.

as aubrey matures and gains a few more kills under his belt, i'll be introducing some concepts ive been sitting on for quite a while while thinking of this character. namely, ive been writing the cow butcher i previously mentioned recently, and ive found that, as strange and downright psychotic as this sounds, writing torture scenes is wicked fun. expect at least one of those.

If you down, PM me or somethin'.

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If you down, PM me or somethin'.

Whether you plan on using Handy or Max, I'm totally game. I'll send a PM so we can talk when I get home from work.

That would be interesting, Serena against Aubrey, that would be a nice thing to see.

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what an interesting character and also another user that can control insects. i wonder what would happen if I were to pit fireflies against regular flies?

The flesh of a goddess would sell wonderfully in Aubrey's quaint little cannibal community. Also, I'm sure that torturing a deity would stoke the fires that fuel his strange nationalist god-complex, so I might take you up on that offer.

I must ask, however, if your character is immortal. The term "goddess" kind of leads me to believe so, which may prove to be a fruitless endeavor for Aubrey.

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The flesh of a goddess would sell wonderfully in Aubrey's quaint little cannibal community. Also, I'm sure that torturing a deity would stoke the fires that fuel his strange nationalist god-complex, so I might take you up on that offer.

I must ask, however, if your character is immortal. The term "goddess" kind of leads me to believe so, which may prove to be a fruitless endeavor for Aubrey.

ah but you see she is not immortal in that sense since she can be killed. but it is not easy though

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ah but you see she is not immortal in that sense since she can be killed. but it is not easy though

That's all I need to know. I'll add Serena to my hit list, then.

ok awesome but i wonder how will he deal with her fire and lighnting attacks?

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ok awesome but i wonder how will he deal with her fire and lighnting attacks?

Fire will be a bit of an issue for the bugs, but not for Aubrey. Lightning is a bit more of an issue, however, but Aubrey isn't stupid. He's actually rather resourceful. He'll find a way somehow.

ok got it hope to fight you in the future and show him the way of the light