Quote from DumboThanks for the advice. I used a hatchet from my garage. I can't stop the bleeding. I'm...... losing...... bloooooooooooooood........................sdjhvbuifvbb fduisyhve89qw7 hd43 34
That's not how you fool someone. THIS is.
I have cancer.
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Aug 14, 2008 10:25 PM #222233
That's not how you fool someone. THIS is.
Aug 14, 2008 10:37 PM #222242
Quote from DumboThanks for the advice. I used a hatchet from my garage. I can't stop the bleeding. I'm...... losing...... bloooooooooooooood........................sdjhvbuifvbb fduisyhve89qw7 hd43 34
jokicide . :P
Aug 15, 2008 12:15 AM #222339
Quote from DumboWow, thanks for the help. I think the thing you're referring to U-t, is blue balls.
As for the aneurysm, that shit sucks. I could maybe die if the blood vessel pops. Maybe I should go to my doctor.
I realize that I'm late responding to this post, but aneurysms are usually only fatal in the aortic area or the brain. Usually you won't die from aneurysms in extremeties.
Aug 15, 2008 8:57 AM #222807
I heard somewhere that if you get an erection, it can break like a sausage if you push too hard against it. There would be some broken valves in your penis. Thus, you should actually contact a doctor. If this is the case they have a surgery you can have done on your penis.
Aug 15, 2008 9:57 AM #222911
just see a docter stop wanking and get a girlfrend
Aug 15, 2008 2:53 PM #223098
maybe your pants are too tight.
that happens alot to me...
and i'm pretty sure throbbing is normal.
that happens alot to me...
and i'm pretty sure throbbing is normal.
Aug 15, 2008 3:20 PM #223107
Quit being a hypocrite.Quote from Vexjust see a docter stop wanking and get a girlfrend
I dunno, no matter how stupid you are I'd think you'd be able to realize that pain was coming from something restricting your dick.Quote from zymnmaybe your pants are too tight.
that happens alot to me...
and i'm pretty sure throbbing is normal.
Aug 15, 2008 4:28 PM #223157
i'm guessing he means a different kind of throbbing...
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ouch.
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ouch.
Sep 9, 2008 3:27 PM #248979
Quote from muttonheadEvery time I get a boner, it feels like it's going to explode and it hurts very badly. Maybe I have some sort of penis malfunction. Is there some sort of valve that closes off the blood flow to the penis or something? Because it always feels like maybe there's too much blood rushing to my pecker and when I ejaculate, it starts throbing. Does anyone know anything about this?
Side note: I've never ejaculated while awake because masturbating hurts my love pump too much. I have so much juice left from not milking my johnson that I have wet dreams about every other night. I have to change underwear during the night a lot because of all the pearl jam.
That post made me rofl. srysly.
Sep 9, 2008 9:59 PM #249295
Quote from Vexjust see a docter stop wanking and get a girlfrend
yeah, getting a girlfriend and not masturbating will stop your penis cancer, muttonfag
Sep 9, 2008 10:08 PM #249302
Gotta clean off my computer screen now.
Sep 9, 2008 11:55 PM #249391
Yeah I think we all know the thought of boners does things to you.Quote from madness8791Gotta clean off my computer screen now.
Sep 9, 2008 11:57 PM #249393
Quote from MiniManYeah I think we all know the thought of boners does things to you.
I lol'd at that fo' sho'
Sep 10, 2008 6:46 AM #249666
Is this thread still here?
Sep 10, 2008 7:58 AM #249686
Well obviously seeing as you posted in it
HUURRR
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