Happy Thanksgiving. Now that that’s over with, Christmas is coming like ninety percent of slashers in eighty percent of horror flicks. We can hear the music growing in frequency and crescendo like a pending shark attack, but rather than facing the holiday with family or crippling loneliness (let’s face it, most of you are orphans), you can spend it with us at the South Pole.
There will be milk and cookies provided in the cabin, as is tradition, there will be a Secret Santa gift exchange at the party. For registration details, please contact your local arena.
Sincerely,
Damn Dan Van Damme
‘Human’ Resources
Some of you may already be familiar with the way I run this, but if not:
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”What do I do?” (Click to Show)
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”Okay, so how is this coming together?” (Click to Show)
”What is this mysterious place?” (Click to Show)
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You may have noticed that I don’t change much from year to year. and that’s because I really don’t want to throw a wrench in and break the formula. If there are things you’d like to see changed, I’m extremely open to suggestion, so long as it’s before we get the ball rolling on the 1st.
Happy Holidays as they come,
Crank
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