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Okay. There's this one girl who is ****ing perfect. Seriously, she has absolutley everything that I want in a girl and she is flawless in every detail:

- Short (not too short though)
- Burnette
- insanely hot face
- perfect ass
- perfect legs
- kinda white, not super tan
- perfect tits
- shy, but not like anti-social shy
- really sweet and nice
- her name is Ashley (which, in my opinion is the hottest name ever for a girl)
And she wears the most erotic clothing ever, but it's not like slutty.

Today she wore these leather cowboy boots with high heels and she wore a really small shirt that showed some of her stomache, and had these really tight jeans.

Okay, she's in my math class and she's been checking me out a lot and I've been checking her out. I just don't know how to approach her though. I'm way to nervous, I don't want to **** it all up.

Oh yeah, and she's a senior and I'm a junior which is a big problem. It's sucks because she won't be here next year, and I want like a serious relationship, not just a hook-up. I've had a lot of experience with little crushes that just go away and shit, but I really think that she's the one.

I need some advice from the experts in the field. I don't want some nerds that have never gone out with anyone to give me advice because you guys are just talking out of your ass. Thanks a lot :)

Listen to some backstreet boys songs and then try and serenade her. If that doesn't get her to want to go out with you really badly, tell her that she's a skank and that you're way too good for her anyway.

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that's some good advice.

how old are you?
youwant a serious hook-up?
I doubt she'd b looking for a srs relationship. You have nothing to lose really, just start slowly talking to her then eventually you'll notice the signs on if she likes you or not then you ask her out from there.
you wont get anywhere in life without taking even the small chances

wow inb4 stick it in her poopar

and all that crap

I'm giving serius advice when sober. Tomorrow.

I think I'm just gonna give up on women, at lesat for high school unless I gain mind-reading abilities.

I'm 16, and she's probably 17. I don't ever have chances to just talk to her though. I mean, we sit kinda far away in class and we never have time to do anything in class except listen to lectures and shit. 'd have to talk to her outside of class somehow, and I don't really know at all. I need to just approach her and ask her out or something, I don't know how though.

gimme her msn.

Throw a pencil at her and say you dropped it.

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gimme her msn.

So you can get started on by her boyfriend and then appologise to him over MySpace?


Yeah.
I went there.

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Throw a pencil at her and say you dropped it.

Yeah... and then what?

For some reason, every time I find a girl I find cute or attractive, I just wait a couple weeks and for some reason, I ALWAYS end up meeting them and getting to know them a bit.

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Yeah... and then what?

She notices you...


Strike up a dialogue, use that adorable charm ya got going sport!

@DF: That's okay, angry sex has it's advantages.

Go to her and ask her whether she saw your pencil. And you both will be looking and it. And don't stand there like a dunce, make the conversation flow, seek for stuff you have in common. Movies, hobbies, anything. Anything that will get her talking. Tell a good joke.