Post funny jokes here, anything goes.

Hey why didn't the skeleton go to the party!
Because he had nobody to go with!

Ahhahah

Seriously the last thread was fail and so is this.

There's 2 peanuts on a bridge, one falls and the other peels himself laughing.

what does a gay horse eat













haaaaaaaaayyyyyy

guess what Neo said when he read this?




this thread sucks ass.

There's 2 guys riding a bike, one falls and the other's name is Miguel.

wut comes out of a stupeed cow?

stupeed milk! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

lol!

der was 1 guy who walked in a bar

guess wat he sed?

gimme a beer lololololol

It’s the year 9004 and a little boy is wearing whatever little boys wear today. He asks his mom to update his fashion. When his mom pressed a button the boy wore something that looked like it came out of the Jetsons. The little boy said, "Mom it's not 1962 or something!

i laughed uncontrollably

Theres an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman. The Enlgishman goes into a bar, and the barman says "Drink sir?" And the Englishman says "I'm here, i'm English and I only drink tea." The Englishman sits at a table and chats up an English bird. The Irishman walks in, same bar, and the barman again says "Drink sir?" the Irishman goes "I'm here, i'm irish, and I only drink Lager." Irishman gets his Lager, sits down at a table and chats up an Irish bird. The Scotsman walks into the bar, the barman asks "Drink Sir?" And the scotsman says;

Naah you dont want to hear the rest.

Quote from Chunk

Theres an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman. The Enlgishman goes into a bar, and the barman says "Drink sir?" And the Englishman says "I'm here, i'm English and I only drink tea." The Englishman sits at a table and chats up an English bird. The Irishman walks in, same bar, and the barman again says "Drink sir?" the Irishman goes "I'm here, i'm irish, and I only drink Lager." Irishman gets his Lager, sits down at a table and chats up an Irish bird. The Scotsman walks into the bar, the barman asks "Drink Sir?" And the scotsman says;

Naah you dont want to hear the rest.

I hate you.

How many mods does it take to close the chat thread?

One.

9-11 jokes:

knock knock.
whos there?
9-11.
911 who?
you said youd never forget



look up in the sky,
its a bird,
its a plane,
oh shit it IS a plane!

Quote from Cory

9-11 jokes:

knock knock.
whos there?
9-11.
911 who?
you said youd never forget



look up in the sky,
its a bird,
its a plane,
oh shit it IS a plane!

Lawdy .

HAHAH
911 jokes are win.