I find the nonexistand Chat thread really funny.

MANTHA WHAT THE SHIT!?

Bring it back!

I have witnessed magic ! Mantha is a super-hero ! I'm saying this because she will also bring the thread back after she deleted it. :D You will, Mantha, right ? Somehow... O_O it's not even in trash... What am I saying ? Even if it was in trash, don't get your hands in trash, let's make a new one :D lol

Quote from Canvas

There's 2 guys riding a bike, one falls and the other's name is Miguel.

I laughed so hard at that :)

A little girl once came home to her mom with five dollars, her mom asked her how she got it. She replied, "tommy gave me five dollars to do a handstand under the tree he was in" Her mom replied telling her he just wanted to see her underwear. The next day she came home with ten dollars. When her mom yelled at her for doing a hand stand again she said, don't worry mama i didnt wear any underwear today.


Ahhh the joy of being 5 years old.

13 years later, shes dancing on a pole in a strip club.

I love happy endings.

a scorpion bites a man [scorpions are poisenous right] and so the man starts laughing, the scorpion asks him why he's laughing, the man replies, I have aids.

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a scorpion bites a man [scorpions are poisenous right] and so the man starts laughing, the scorpion asks him why he's laughing, the man replies, I have aids.

LAWL.

I got nothin.

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.

This is an old joke I saw on droidz, so dont gimme credz....

3 girls walk up to their mom:

-1st one says "mommy, why is my name rose?"
-mom says "cause a rose fell on your head when you were born"
-2nd one says "mommy, why is my name daisy?"
-mom says "cause a daisy fell on your head when you were born"
-3rd one says "AFNGKJANEFBNAEJBNAJEBNJA!!!"
-mom says "Shut up cinderblock!"

So this guy walked into a bar and said owww. Pu-dum-pish

Hahaha, mini that took me a while to get.

EDIT: nice one Nukem

Quote from Dumbo

Hahaha, mini that took me a while to get.

EDIT: nice one Nukem

You're going to hell for laughing at that.

But hey, so am I. See you there!

Do you know where is the best place to take your girlfriend?

IKEA, because it's just getting home and mount.