Why do stupids put a rock on the radio?

Because they want to hear heavy metal.

Theres an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman. The Enlgishman goes into a bar, and the barman says "Drink sir?" And the Englishman says "I'm here, i'm English and I only drink tea." The Englishman sits at a table and chats up an English bird. The Irishman walks in, same bar, and the barman again says "Drink sir?" the Irishman goes "I'm here, i'm irish, and I only drink Lager." Irishman gets his Lager, sits down at a table and chats up an Irish bird. The Scotsman walks into the bar, the barman asks "Drink Sir?" And the scotsman says;

Naah you dont want to hear the rest.

Already posted Chunk.

:\ - notamusedfaic.

HE'S CHUNK idiot

lol #50 post!

How do you get pikachu onto a bus.

Poke him on.

HAWHAWHAW

why did tigger look in the toliet?

to find pooh.


What did the hamburgers name their daughter?

Patty

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Already posted Chunk.

Oh shit, I forgot :3

There's a buisness man, and he's going on a buisness trip without his wife. They sat down for dinner and the wife said "I'm going to be awful lonley with you away all day". The man dwelled on this, and the next day he went to a sex shop. He said to the sexshop man "Look mate, i'm going to a buisness trip, and the wife is going to be stuck in the house all day with nothing to do. Have you got anything to, you know, entertain her?" The sexshop man nodded, and said "I have exactly what she needs, but I warn you, it can be as much as a pain as it can be a pleasure.." Buisness man didn't really hear that but, and asked to look at the thing. The sexshop man reached underneath the counter and pulled out a box, probably 2 feet long. Buisness man was stunned at the length of this thing, and asked the man to take it out of the box. The sexshop man grinned, and said "VOODOO DICK! OUT OF THE BOX!" Suddenly this whopping great dildo shot out of the box, hovering in mid air. Buisness man was stunned, and asked for his price. Buisness man payed the amount needed and hurried home, just as the sexshop man said "Remember! You have to tell it to go back in the box!" The next day the Wife woke up to see a box on the bed, with instructions on it. She held them quizzickly, and read one the instructions. Pessemistic, she said "Voodoo dick, my pussy." Suddenly the huge thing zoomed straight up her cunt, ****ing like a thing possessed. Wife was having multiple orgasms every 3 minutes, and was really aching after a while. She managed to stagger over to the instructions with the huge dildo still ****ing her repeatedly. As she just got onto the bed she squirted out all over the instructions. "OH GOD" She screamed, 30 minutes had passed. Then Wife thought she needed to get help, so she crawled over on her back to the car, the massive dildo still ****ing like mad. As she was driving down the motorway;

Nahh you don't wanna hear the rest :D

Okay heres another I found

during school, a kid comes in to school late and the teacher asks "why are you late?"
the kid says "I was on top of blueberry hill."
teacher says "okay, just don't be late again"

next day, same kid comes in late except with no shirt on and the teacher asks "why are you late?"
the kid says "I was on top of blueberry hill."
teacher says "next time your late you will be in detention"

next day, the same kid comes in late with only his underwear and the teacher says "why are you late?"
the kid says "sorry, I was on top of blueberry hill."
the teacher says "that's it, I'm sending you to detention"

The day after, a new girl comes and the teacher says "you must be new, whats your name.
she says "I'm blueberry hill"

This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend.
He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.
While standing in the middle of the Rail Road tracks one day, he hears this whistle
-- Whooee da Whoee! -- but doesn't know what it is.

Predictably, he's hit -- but, only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, ass-over-head.
to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party, one evening.
While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling.
He grabs a baseball bat from the closet and proceeds to batter and bash the tea kettle into an
unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes to the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man:
"Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies: "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small."

DUDE!!!! Tell me the rest NOW Chunk!!!

I got a good one. But I forgot how to tell it.

BAD-DUM-TSH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because there was a hot chicken prostitute on the other side.

BA-DUM-PSH

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to prove to the skunk and raccoon that it could be done! (I like mutton heads bettar)

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed.
So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Iron this."