What is more hot than a desert?











Two deserts

Actually they are both the same temperature. Adding 2 places together with the same temperature would mean it would stay the same temperature. Besides which it's impossible, the desert isn't hot, the area in which the desert resides is hot. So therefore if 2 deserts were in the same area, they would both be the same temperature.

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Actually they are both the same temperature. Adding 2 places together with the same temperature would mean it would stay the same temperature. Besides which it's impossible, the desert isn't hot, the area in which the desert resides is hot. So therefore if 2 deserts were in the same area, they would both be the same temperature.

Anti-joke right there.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. The Englishman challenges the others to a competition. They will each throw their watch off the top of a tower, then run to the bottom and try to catch it. The Englishman throws his off, then runs down and finds it smashed. The Scotsman throws his off, runs down and finds it smashed. The Irishman throws his off, runs down, buys a pizza, eats it, then buys a beer and drinks it. Then walks back to the tower, and catches his watch. The others stare at him, and ask how he did it. He replies: "My watch is 3 hours slow."

Lol.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Joseph.
Oh, sup bro.

two penuts are walking down the street. one was a salted (assulted)

two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing??"

A man walks into a bar... Ow.

What's great about f******* an old woman? You get a tit-job at the same time.
lol

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What's great about f******* an old woman? You get a tit-job at the same time.
lol

SAGGY JOKES ARE FUNNY LOLOloOLLOlOLOl1OlololoOl

Knock knock.

Whooooooo's there?

Me :D

Okay .

Me :D
who?

No, it's me.

Get it?