It's nice and simple for all y'all ghey nubs.
You take a nice cartoon you loved as a child, and you draw it as ****ing hideously twisted as you possibly can. I mean really screw it up. Sorta like spengbab, cept any other cartoon.
Okay so, after we have like 34728423 submissions, (YOU BETTER SUBMIT!!)
Then I guess I will...make a flash compiling them all or something, and have creepy Boards of Canada music playing, and we can all marvel at our messed up minds. Sound gud? Make a version in flash for here, and maybe put a version on youtube. (..then again, MAYBE NOT)
Now, guidelines:
- Nothing over 800x600. [Cant be too big or It will be difficult to make it all work out in flash.]
- Png. format would be preferred for optimum color qualities
- Any drawing program will do. [paint is a fine option, cuz the sketchyness, if done right, adds a lot to the creepy factor]
- Actually TRY, this is a serious project. SRS BIZ, faggots! [I dont wanna see any stupid half-ass shit in here.]
- Colored would be preferred. [If you feel color will ruin it, I can make exceptions but, I don't want this to look THAT amature.]
- Try to do something unique, I don't want everybody to do Spongebobs, we have enough of that. [I'd like to get everybody to do a different cartoon if at all possible]
- Multiple characters is acceptable, as long as they are within the size limits. [example: maybe Ed, Edd n' Eddy shoving Plank down somebody's throat and watching them chock. that would be pretty hilarious] You know, make it as disturbing as possible. Not JUST in appearance, in what they do. But thats optional.
- NO NUDITY [you know, I'm all for nudity, but this is serious project, and faggot mods will shut this down in a second at the first site of ms paint penises. I know, thats a GREAT way to be disturbing, but this time we will all have to stick to graphic, senseless violence over horrid naughty bits and gay porn.]
- Put your name at the bottom of your work. [I really don't feel like typing out who did what in this flash]
- Multiple submissions is not only allowed, but encouraged, the more we have, the bigger and better it can be. I, myself, will probably make 3 at least.
- No real due date as of yet: but, try for next month, that gives you time to masturbate to lots of hentai in between drawing your sick, twisted fantasies.
- DO NOT say your gonna join and then just forget about it, nothing pisses me off more then failed commitment. If you have a shred of doubt that you wont do this, DO NOT SAY YOU WILL, OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU'RE SORRY ASS SO ****ING HARD YOUR UNBORN CHILD'S PENIS AND/OR VAGINA WILL FEEL THE PAIN!
- Feel free to express ideas, concerns, critisims, questions, whatever in here. If something doesn't make sence, dont be afriad to ask. BUT IF ITS A GHEY QUESTION, SO HELP ME, I WILL RAIN DOWN UPON YOU WITH ALL THE WRATH OF 1 MILLION SCREAMING BANSHEES, AND GIVE YOUR FACE A DENT THAT WOULD PUT EVEN THE MOON TO SHAME!
...Okay, who's in?
I want AT LEAST 8 people to start:
1. Ogrillaz - submission(s) - [ www.hawtporn.cum/example.png ]
2. Pen0rpup - submission(s)
- 1. http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7581/dougtwistedom2.png
- 2. http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7014/rugratstwistedad4.png
- 3. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/piggypup/heyarnoldtwisted.png
- 4. http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9674/thesimpsonstwistedii5.png
- 5. http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2576/flintstonestwistedyp0.png
- 6. http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3073/dexterslaboratorytwistezc5.png
3. NTG - http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7002/ededdneddyis2.png
4. drocksta - http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc256/drocksta1/bugsbunny-1.gif
5 spitzer
- 1. http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/Spitz3r/soniks.png
- 2. http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa3/Spitz3r/bloo.png
6. pagan - http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9168/barteg9.png
7. audix - http://www.filecram.com/files/406rocko.PNG
8. Brian C - http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9000/patricksw6.jpg
- http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9504/couragedb4.png
9. Mantha - http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/Zombiless/ppgpggy.png
10. Oblivion EX - http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb122/Zidane_2/freaka----.jpg
11. funnyav - http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3583/lol2sh2.png
12. Darkness-Darkness -
53.
86.
999.
An example from me:
OH, and btw, if this is too long to read, your obviously not serious, so GET OUT! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW YOU ONLY READ HALF THE RULES!
