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Sep 29, 2008 3:24 AM #263995
my absolute favorite band is slipknot!!!!
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Sep 29, 2008 4:02 AM #264015
Slipknot is just another emo death metal band. I tend to lean towards listening to music that is interesting and varies in topics and melodies, not the same song 3000 times in a row with the same lyrics and heavy drum beats switched around into different orders.
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Sep 29, 2008 4:28 AM #264048
Quote from Dinomut
Slipknot is just another emo death metal band. I tend to lean towards listening to music that is interesting and varies in topics and melodies, not the same song 3000 times in a row with the same lyrics and heavy drum beats switched around into different orders.


kill yourself.
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Sep 29, 2008 4:32 AM #264055
Better known as Slipcock, or Shitknot, or Skiplot, or occasionally even Slapknut is a fag-metal band from the middle of nobody cares. Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknotis an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of 16 year old girls, poseur goths, indie****s, 7-11 cashiers in their early to mid-20's and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of whom were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are typical angst-ridden shit covering subjects such as bleeding to death, swearing, Pseudo-Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, swearing, gouging your eyes out and also swearing. Don't forget about the whole, "We're not in it for the money, so go to Hot-Topic and buy a SlipKnoT bar stool, shot glass, hat, hoodie and T-Shirt, cause we're so not in it for the money!!!elevenone!!"

All of the band members wear distinct masks and boilersuits. A common unfounded rumor is that they wear masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces. While this may certainly be true, it's most likely because they're all ****-ugly.

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "****ing brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts, raping Joseph Stalin, and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.
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Sep 29, 2008 9:45 PM #264349
Quote from Dinomut
Slipknot is just another emo death metal band. I tend to lean towards listening to music that is interesting and varies in topics and melodies, not the same song 3000 times in a row with the same lyrics and heavy drum beats switched around into different orders.


**** off.


Slipknot is one of my favorite bands, my favorite song is definitely duality.
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Sep 29, 2008 9:49 PM #264353
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Slipknot is just another emo death metal band. I tend to lean towards listening to music that is interesting and varies in topics and melodies, not the same song 3000 times in a row with the same lyrics and heavy drum beats switched around into different orders.


Remove yourself from life, immediately.
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Sep 29, 2008 9:52 PM #264356
Wow, so nobody is allowed an opinion on bands anymore?
If you don't like Slipknot, don't voice your opinion, you'll get told to "**** off." by Madness8791, who, if you've forgotten, has sucked so much dick he makes George Michael jealous.

They're a band I got bored of. Now I don't enjoy their music that much.
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Sep 29, 2008 9:53 PM #264358
He called Slipknot emo.

Slipknot was before the whole re-birth of emo.
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Sep 29, 2008 10:13 PM #264367
Ya. I'm pretty sure Slipknot isn't even remotely emo.
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Sep 29, 2008 10:14 PM #264368
He called Slipknot emo and made an idiot of himself. I don't see the problem.
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Sep 29, 2008 10:35 PM #264378
Quote from 16.6% Jew
Better known as Slipcock, or Shitknot, or Skiplot, or occasionally even Slapknut is a fag-metal band from the middle of nobody cares. Originating in a mystical land known as "Iowa", Slipknotis an angsty mallcore band who are a favorite of 16 year old girls, poseur goths, indie****s, 7-11 cashiers in their early to mid-20's and other Hot Topic drama whores. Consisting of at least 100 members (many of whom were unsuspecting victims randomly abducted off the street), Slipknot is fronted by singer Corey "Midget" Taylor, drummer Joey Jordison, and token fatass Shawn "Clown" Crahan. Their lyrics are typical angst-ridden shit covering subjects such as bleeding to death, swearing, Pseudo-Satanism, imaginary girlfriends, swearing, gouging your eyes out and also swearing. Don't forget about the whole, "We're not in it for the money, so go to Hot-Topic and buy a SlipKnoT bar stool, shot glass, hat, hoodie and T-Shirt, cause we're so not in it for the money!!!elevenone!!"

All of the band members wear distinct masks and boilersuits. A common unfounded rumor is that they wear masks to hide the semen and Santorum stains on their faces. While this may certainly be true, it's most likely because they're all ****-ugly.

When not bitching, whining, and cursing in interviews about how "****ing brutal" they are, the band members can be found engaging in homosexual acts, raping Joseph Stalin, and beating each other to death with frozen cow heads and dead babies.


At first I thought you were finally saying something good.

Then I realised you just ctrl+v'd it from ED.
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Sep 30, 2008 12:49 AM #264465
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**** off.


Slipknot is one of my favorite bands, my favorite song is definitely duality.



my fav is people=shit
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Sep 30, 2008 3:39 AM #264558
Quote from LakE
Wow, so nobody is allowed an opinion on bands anymore?
If you don't like Slipknot, don't voice your opinion, you'll get told to "**** off." by Madness8791, who, if you've forgotten, has sucked so much dick he makes George Michael jealous.


It's not so much voicing his opinion as it is insulting a band he obviously has never listened to.

Though that's generally the SPP ideal, isn't it?
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Sep 30, 2008 5:35 AM #264587
Let me tell you a story about a dog called louie..

anyway, I don't particularly like Slipknot, I kind of agree with the guy that said they're pretty generic. The drums can actually be pretty interesting, but the vocals and guitar usually bores me.
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Sep 30, 2008 3:47 PM #264687
They're okay imo, good enough for me to listen to them sometimes.

I find it pretty funny how they use masks. That's pretty pathetic, and ****ing uncool to me.
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