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In the event of nuclear war. . .

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Mar 13, 2008 6:47 PM #91601
Radiation obviously equals zombies.

Also, if you've ever seen the movie "Postman", you'd know that Nuclear Holocaust brings tyranny.

It's been proven.
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Mar 13, 2008 9:38 PM #91692
Quote from Dudeman.
Ya, we'll see who looks like a jackass when the entire world is freezing in a nuclear winter while I'll be in my elaborate honey comb style under ground fortress. I'll accept 2 of every animal and all white people.

My lawn will be the center of the new world, the only world.

I'M SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!


Srsly I would just Run around in circles screaming like a idiot

Or:(unlikely) I would Go on a killing Spree for no reason and kill everyone I hate

But then again...
I'm in England , Sunderland
Nothing ever Happens here.
Hooray
I think i'm safe!
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Mar 13, 2008 10:38 PM #91721
I would eat some mushrooms and get rly bug. Then punch som brix.
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Mar 13, 2008 11:06 PM #91739
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I would eat some mushrooms and get rly bug. Then punch som brix.


With your brother Lui... Lucas?
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Mar 16, 2008 5:17 AM #93118
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I would eat some mushrooms and get rly bug. Then punch som brix.

no eat the mushrooms to get big enogh to throw the incoming planes into space and we'll be safe
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Mar 18, 2008 2:11 AM #94432
To Russia I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 18, 2008 10:09 AM #94602
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With your brother Lui... Lucas?


No, he is a dick

i came home an he wus having sexs with my whyf
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Mar 21, 2008 4:30 AM #96816
Grow a big beard. Get a tan so my skin is dark-skinned. Put a towel on my head. Then go to the indestructible base of the Pirate's pillows and party, while my beard and pillows contain hidden German beer, and the dark skin is for fun.
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Mar 22, 2008 1:54 PM #97833
I'd be fairly safe amongst all these mountains and hills, at least from the fallout. Doomdooer, the military bases would be targets.

There are plenty of subsistence farmers around here and since my father has a few weapons around the house and I have a good hunting dawg at my friend's house, both of our families could team up and take out one or many of the farmers because they are useless anyway. Then, if the nearby grocery stores aren't already picked clean, we'd head over that-a-way and raid the places for essentials we can't grow, like spices, water, high-strength pain relievers...

But since Chattanooga is rather large and just 30 miles away, I'm sure we'd be fucked from the get-go. Or days/weeks later we'd be falling apart at the joints.
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Mar 23, 2008 11:07 PM #99317
you guys should read Alas, Babylon by Pat Frank. is there an actual debate going on in this thread?
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Mar 27, 2008 11:19 AM #103187
i would murder my dogs for food (my avatar is actually a pic of my dogs in case ur wondering)
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Apr 19, 2008 5:27 PM #118331
I'd probably die.
Or eat spinach and be as strong as Popeye and be invincible.
Or go hide in a closet.
Or make an impenetrable fortress under the sea.
Or have ABNegative blood and withstand Hitlers bombs ('48: James Herbert)
Or Watch Porn.
Or Just hide in SPP.
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Apr 19, 2008 9:15 PM #118486
I WOULD RUN LIKE THE WIND!

Or it the nuclear explosion was too close, I would just watch it, *Oooooh shiny...*

*KABOOM!*
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Apr 19, 2008 9:27 PM #118495
I'd follow the storyline of Fallout and live in one of those vaults. Hopefully the one with tons of women and only one man.
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Apr 20, 2008 1:32 AM #118643
Stay in shelter, and hope for the best. if death seems inevitable, I get drunk, not feel much, and not care.
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