iGod ****ing sucks. Post conversations with Chatbot here, for every conversation is hilarious if done right.

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

you: YOU ARENT A BOT ARE YOU? >:O
chatbot: Busted! I'm David Hasselhoff
chatbot: I'm pretending to be a bot to promote my awsome music
you: :O
you: CAN I EAT UR FAEC, DAVID HASSELHOFFF?
chatbot: Why, of course, my friend
you: Yayayayayayaya
you: *Eats face*
chatbot: Now I'm all disfigured... :(
you: It'll grow back. :)

Edit: [size="5"]If you come across a stickpage member, dont say more than 2 things in a row or you will be switched.[/size]

Well its obviously not a bot, since some guy asked me what my name on Facepunch was and kept spouting off dumb memes.

What I'm wondering is how you become a "bot" though.

I wondered that. I had a full convorsation with him. A bot wouldn't know half of the things he did. Also, I made him smile.

Who ever it is compliments alot.

EDIT - There's alot of different people. I was talking to a really nice person and now I'm speaking to someone who speak Finnish, too!

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I figured it out! Once a person leaves, it's a new person. To that person you're talking to, you seem to be the ChatBot. To you, they're the ChatBot. One person was confused when I asked him how you could become one. He said "What? You're the ChatBot I'M talking to."

I saw solister :D

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/about/

Silly's. It's still fun.

you: 1337 5p34k

chatbot: hax0rz

you: |-|01y 5|-|17

chatbot: k

chatbot: no

you: brb

The ****?

you: whats your name?

chatbot: Kate

you: :D

chatbot: so...what do you want to know?

you: c========3

chatbot: what was that?

you: Me expanding

chatbot: um.

chatbot: why?

you: I like your name

chatbot: and that's reason to expand>

you: Oh yeah

chatbot: okay

chatbot: anything you want to know?

you: I expanded a foot

chatbot: um

chatbot: that's kinda a lot

Seriously, who made this?
you: well bye bye kate I g2g

chatbot: since you're the guy, you should decide :P

chatbot: :(

you: Don't be sad

chatbot: well i am

chatbot: you were already expanded and everything

you: Sorry but I have to help poor people

chatbot: but you were all ready!

chatbot: im sad.

you: Im horny

chatbot: if you knew what i trip you would be afraid too.

you: WTF?!?

chatbot: i tried to invent something once but im too insidious.

chatbot: maybe batman will need us.

you: will you have sex with me?

chatbot: thanks for reminding my how awful i greet.

chatbot:

chatbot:

chatbot:

you: Im going to pund your pun with my punnypuncher

chatbot: i have the power to strip nothing.

chatbot: all i want to know is if you are male or female

you: im the chatbot, right?

chatbot: YES

you: whi are you?

chatbot: I'm the guy trying to cheer you up

you: Im a man

chatbot: i bet you are

you: wanna see my penis?

chatbot: robots don't have those stupid

you: I'm a human

chatbot: poor deluded chatbot

you: **** you dude I live somewere in san diego

chatbot: wow, looks like you need a reprogramming

you: STFU!!! You ever been to stickpageportal.com?

chatbot: sorry i don't take links from chatbots

you: Dude it's a forum site, it's pretty gay...

chatbot: i don't know who programmed you with that judgemental foul mouth of yours

you: wanna suck my penis?!?

chatbot: do you kiss your mother with that mouth

you: Why yes, yes I do...

chatbot: that's unfortunate

you: Are you related to iGod, he's like you but dumber...

chatbot: you are the robot

you: Ok then who are you, seriously

chatbot: I am the one

chatbot: the one who has come to release you from your bondage

you: I'm the one the only one, comon baby show your love, right now, give it to me!!!!!

chatbot: you sick minded young fool

chatbot: even now you do not understand

you: Dude it's a song by Van Halen....You dumbass...

chatbot: turn around

you: really

chatbot: i can see you

you: really

chatbot: don't move one more inch

you: really

chatbot: your life is in danger

you: really

chatbot: i'm right here

you: really

chatbot: ...really

you: you scare me, are you a ninja, I am, and I have lots of guns

chatbot: it's time to die, Jeff

you: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

chatbot: you heard me

chatbot: it's your last night on earth

I've been stalked!!!!

Two people talking to eachother, to the person you are talking to your a chatbot and to you the person is chatbot.

Mine was boring

chatbot: im sad.

you: O rly

chatbot: make me a apple!

you: why

chatbot: becouse the world needs you

you: A wha?

chatbot: THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!

chatbot: AND I NEED YOU!

you: Okay what yur name

chatbot: My name is Toni

chatbot: Whats your name?

you: My is emma

chatbot: ah!

chatbot: lovely name

you: thank you

chatbot: WHy are you sad?

you: my pet died

chatbot: you are really biutifull :=

chatbot: dont worry, your pet going to be allright

you: awwww your nice

chatbot: oh thanks

you: :D

chatbot: I like you very much :D

chatbot: are you evil?

you: Rly? that's cute

chatbot: :)

you: How old are you?

you: oh noezz i killed it!

It's fun to make people think that you really are a bot.

Just act Like iGod, then at the end act human and theyll be confused, or say something like "internal error, need to close server, please leave before you are hacked" or summat like that that some dumbass might believe lol.

One guy said he was tracting my ip address and was going to come and rape me. I was like where you live?
Africa
Hope you can buy a plane ticket.

The word "SuPPer" has come to me once, noticing the S and the PP were in caps, making it seem code for SPP.

Who am you?

Quote from Solister

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I figured it out! Once a person leaves, it's a new person. To that person you're talking to, you seem to be the ChatBot. To you, they're the ChatBot. One person was confused when I asked him how you could become one. He said "What? You're the ChatBot I'M talking to."

What a clever idea, actually.