suicide - and how to do it!

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Oct 20, 2008 3:39 AM #276436
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This is why suicide should be legal, not to mention it will get rid of all the faggot 13 year old emo's.


That was probably the dumbest thing you ever said.
For once, it is legal. There's no law that prevents you from commiting suicide.
Then, all the "faggot 13 year old emo's" are very likely to get out of that phase early enough. It's not like they'll stay that way forever, I know several people who went emo for a while and then became totally normal again. It's a terrible, terrible statement you made there.
It's also really really stupid, because I don't think any of those emo's that really do want to kill themselves think "Oh right, it's not legal, **** that". Even if it wasn't actually legal, that'd really not stop anybody.
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Oct 20, 2008 4:06 AM #276472
Actually, I'm pretty sure there's a law against suicide, though it's a pretty odd law.
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Oct 20, 2008 1:03 PM #276604
There is a law, but it states that ATTEMPTING suicide is illegal. So if you take 40 sleeping pills and survive, legally they can arrest you, but usually they just send you to a psychiatric hospital for evalutation.
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Oct 20, 2008 6:47 PM #276726
yeah..

But suicide aint a good thing...
For one, I reckon cowards do it:

Cause they are scared of life
eg: bullying
if it was a dare or something, and they did it...or attempted to, that would be just stupid..

But guys, LIVE UR LIFE HAPPILY! ENJOY IT WHILE U CAN! ^^
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Oct 20, 2008 7:05 PM #276733
We're going a bit off topic here. This isn't about suicide, but the book to tell you how to commit suicide being banned.
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Oct 21, 2008 5:58 PM #277436
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That was probably the dumbest thing you ever said.
For once, it is legal. There's no law that prevents you from commiting suicide.
Then, all the "faggot 13 year old emo's" are very likely to get out of that phase early enough. It's not like they'll stay that way forever, I know several people who went emo for a while and then became totally normal again. It's a terrible, terrible statement you made there.
It's also really really stupid, because I don't think any of those emo's that really do want to kill themselves think "Oh right, it's not legal, **** that". Even if it wasn't actually legal, that'd really not stop anybody.

I know, I was just making a little off comment joke.
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Nov 3, 2008 7:12 AM #285874
The "emos" are usually the kind of people who have horrible parents, and life has not gone so well for them. Though most emos I know are in their teenage years, they still would commit suicide if their boyfriend or girlfriend dumped them. Stupid right?

I have also witnessed one of my close friends commit suicide. He took a bread knife and cut his jugular artery. Bled out in a number of seconds, controlling the bleeding was impossible. It was very selfish of him to do so because than I become depressed and pretty damn emo for a few weeks.

I just follow this, "Everyday you live and survive, your life get a little better" -My Dad
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Nov 25, 2008 1:19 AM #301187
The book shouldnt be banned because its your choice on what to read, but suicide is still an awful solution to problems.... unless you go to heavon or hell or get recarnated or some crazy shit... but thats another debate
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Dec 9, 2008 5:42 PM #310943
I am actually against the book but also against the ban. I don't think that anything that encourages suicide is good. However, I would not consider someone who was terminally ill and in pain killing themselves suicide. That would be anesthesia, with the side effect of killing yourself.

I am against the ban because of the precedent. If the government can ban books they consider harmful, then they can ban whatever they want by revising their definition of "harmful". I also think that the idea that allowing suicide would decrease suicides and improve society is BS. we did that for divorce, and did that help?
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Dec 9, 2008 8:33 PM #311020
Um, I dont really know why the **** they made this book, everyone knows how to commit suicide. All you do is jump out of your bedroom window and go head first.
Not hard
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Dec 10, 2008 1:21 AM #311227
Suicide is illegal yo.
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Dec 13, 2008 8:07 PM #313766
there is no actual specific rule against suicide, but the fact that a person is willing to take his own life for no reason is GAY. look up AFRICA on google iimages. there are entire families who live off half a corn-stalk a DAY. and the average family is 6 PEOPLE. america has it easy. u guys have rights, here we don't. if ur poor, u can go to the unemployment office n shit, but here, ur not even treated as a human.

my point is that commiting suicide is legal, but if u have the correct reasons, and nobody does. so technically, suicide shouldn't happen.
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Dec 17, 2008 8:46 AM #316051
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Um, I dont really know why the **** they made this book, everyone knows how to commit suicide. All you do is jump out of your bedroom window and go head first.
Not hard


Not hard technically, hard practically.
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Dec 17, 2008 4:15 PM #316191
well, censorship shouldn't be wrong, but this can be exploited. example;
in holland, cocaine and marijuana IS legal, but taxed. heavily. the government doesnt give jack if u screw ur life up
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Jan 6, 2009 10:53 PM #330831
I think that you should kill yourself in one of the following ways:

1. Excessive paper cuts:Nooooooo:
2. Listening to the Jonas Brothers:Love:
3. Licking your elbow:Love<3:
4. Giving your sister a hickey.:Spiderman:
5. Having her return the favor but on your cock. Make her bite it in half. Yeahhhh:Embarrassed:
6. Stepping on a baby porcupine.:Sweating:
7. Lodging a dangerous amount of cacti in your anus.:Ohhhhh:
8. Boning your uncles exhaust pipe.:heh:
9. Consuming Jello "accidentally" spiked with a huge amount of Lima beans.:Cry:
10. Picking a fight with a dead rabbit in New York on the second Thursday of November.:Undercover:
11. Getting high and then watching a 3D movie.:Phew:
12. snapping your cock while climbing an oak tree:Smile:

Those are the basic choices.