Don't feel to big now, Alive beat you to it.

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Then a massive ****ING METEOR HIT THE GROUND, HOLY ****ING SHIT!
CAREBEAR LIMBS AND FACES AND CHESTS WERE FLYING AROUND EVERYWHERE, THE CASTLE WAS IN CHAOS, I'LL REPEAT THIS AGAIN, HOLY ****ING SHIT!!!

THE CAREBEARS RETREATED, INJURED AND WOUNDED INTO THE JUNGLE, MANY MISSING LIMBS, HAVING THEM BLEEDING HORRIBLY ALONG THE WAY HOLY ****ING SHIT WHAT KIND OF TRAVESTY IS THIS?

They sat on the hills behind the forest, weeping in pain. Only 2 children Happybears surviving. Barely.
Not a single un-wounded happybear. Through the forest chanting is heard as an army of china dolls excell from the trees and begin to attack. Firing their lego guns manically and slashing at the bears with their Saber Replicas.
The hills were covered in Happybear corpses.
The china dolls sat, happy with their victory. Many of them sprayed in blood that not of their own.

That was when EA sprung upon the scene! Taking the carebears and the china dolls they sent them to their labs! AND THERE THEY EXTRACTED FROM THEIR DNA DATA FOR A NEW VIDEOGAME, It was named ...

Pokémon!!!



[SIZE="7"]YEAH BITCH, THE TRUTH IS OUT![/SIZE]

Holy jesus son of abnormality Batman!

Good goin' u guys!

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Pokémon!!!

But its my turn now...

As they were making Pokémon, a China Doll and a carebear eventually escaped. As they were leaving,(We go back to the story with Daniel now.) the hole in the scientist's gut looked familiar...(To the readers...)It was DANIEL! The pressure from the maggots-in-his-gut explosion must have knocked him INSANE!

page two was by far the greatest

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Oh my gawd I leave this thread for one day and this happens? Holy ****!

Daniel lay back in the chair, wincing from the pain of the several explosions of maggots. He felt like he was going to die. Suddenly a woman entered the room. "Humf, Syliva doesn't seem to be doing her job properly, I'll just have to do it for her" She pulls out a strange ray gun and fires it at Daniel. The ray burns and stings, but it seems to be killing the maggots inside him. Moments later the maggots are all dead. Daniel is swept with relief! But it is short lived
"Hahahahahaha" the strange woman laughs" finally a worth test subject. The ray gun charges up and fires a purple beam at Daniel.....

Daniel falls on his stupid face and dies.

The end.

God, you guys suck. Way to ruin the nice story about the happybears. Instead you wanted death and destruction, and a lame story about a constantly cussing kid who's been kidnapped by Sylvia, a the scary, mysterious woman, with a freaky smile. Oh yes, women makes so interesting villains.
Did I mention that she's the mother of some moth army? And that they decide to eat her? But oh no, apparently she's not after all. Instead she's a huge batman reference. The creativity of this story is killing me.

Then they all kissed and made up.

Theeee end

It was going well for like the first 3 posts, but then... eh.

no



page two was win



EVERY LAST BIT OF IT

Why did the china dolls become a new vidya game?
I wanted something cooler to happen like the power rangers come along and then the dolls bond together to make some massive super china doll with awesome laser vision and fires rockets from its nipples.

Then the power rangers get in their machine things and kick ass, but then the tables turn and the china doll kicks more ass than the power rangers did and it'd all be really detailed and cooooool.
So then the china dolls go to kill the power rangers, but then out of nowhere comes the powerpuff girls and start flying around the china doll that flails furiously.
It happens to get a direct hit on buttercup. She dies.
Then the other two, Blossom and Bubbles, get really angry. So they begin to evolve into demonic versions of theirself and beat the living shit out of the china doll and win.
Then that man with the weird voice starts talking and that's the end.

I expected you guys to do better with the original plot than that, seriously.
Carry on with the new one. :V