Quote from body_in_the_lake

"Shove head in paper shredder"
That might work if you were trying to kill a smurf.

Sniper.
End of discussion.

head in a papershreader would kill just about anything, and a sniper would kill if to the head, but head in a papershreader would be painfull and bloody

Quote from Itachi

head in a papershreader would kill just about anything, and a sniper would kill if to the head, but head in a papershreader would be painfull and bloody

so would reading a crappy poll

Quote from Dark

so would reading a crappy poll

tell me how that would kill anybody

Quote from Itachi

tell me how that would kill anybody

their eyes would start to bleed and burn due to the crappyness, then all of a sudden

BOOM

their head explodes

Quote from Itachi

tell me how that would kill anybody

It would kill someone because they have to look at such fail they can't take it anymore so they shoot themselves :]

or what Dark said

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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Well, let's run you through the process;
You see a poll. You click to see what it's exactly about, when you come to the page, you're shocked to see...
Teh poll iz crap.
That makes you stand in an agonising gaze, you turn, sight still blurry from the shock. You trip on the mass amount of wrapped wires from everything electrical you've ever owned all plugged into one socket, as you fall, you knock a cup of water over.
You hit your head, thus knocking you out. The water splashes over the plug socket creating a fire. You burn to death in your house, taking your family with you.


I've witnessed that on many occasions.


*EDIT* Decieved by Quick reply.

Hey, I thought you had better things to do than take this bullshit.

Quote from sithis7

sithis is the best name i have seen all day, mature people dont hate others just cause you think their polls are crappy, but the truth is that im more mature than all you ****ers, so im done with your bullshit, that pisses me off that spp is filled with assholes, i have better things to do than take this bullshit.

Cough cough why are you back again sithis cough.

Quote from Smashdood

Hey, I thought you had better things to do than take this bullshit.


Cough cough why are you back cough.

maybe because he wants more bullshit

Eating someone would be the best way to murder them.
By the time they appear to be missing and you become a suspect, they have already become shit in the sewers, and there's no evidence as long as you eat then completely.

Quote from Itachi

stupid you just said that my polls are crappy, thats an insult

Insult and pointing out the obvious are two different things.

another way - getting repeatedly banned and coming back

Quote from Itachi

head in a papershreader would kill just about anything, and a sniper would kill if to the head, but head in a papershreader would be painfull and bloody

I don't know about you, but my head isn't as flat as a piece of paper.


yeah hes banned i know that guise

What's with you and killing? If you'd really want to kill someone in a gruesome way, you're sick. I would do it in a painless way, like poison or deadly chemicals.

Punch them in the ass and watch their dog asplode. Then their heart will asplode. If they don't have a dog, I will buy them a dog to asplode.