Throw a couple shurikens into their chest. Then throw one into their shoulder. Rip their arm off, and beat them in the face with it 'till they die.

Oh man, he even forgot the Colombian Necktie. That's the best one.

BOOOOOOO

Quote from The Fallen

Punch them in the ass and watch their dog asplode. Then their heart will asplode. If they don't have a dog, I will buy them a dog to asplode.

List of those who try to hard at humor (ordered by worst offenders):
1. Cory
2. The Fallen
3. Doomdooer

You're inching pretty damn close to the top, you know.

Quote from Spazz

List of those who try to hard at humor (ordered by worst offenders):
1. Cory
2. The Fallen
3. Doomdooer

You're inching pretty damn close to the top, you know.

Well, I don't know. I think I've already made the top with my pathetic comedy. But, whatever.

Quote from Spazz

List of those who try to hard at humor (ordered by worst offenders):
1. Cory
2. The Fallen
3. Doomdooer

You're inching pretty damn close to the top, you know.

I should seriously be on there

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Eating someone would be the best way to murder them.
By the time they appear to be missing and you become a suspect, they have already become shit in the sewers, and there's no evidence as long as you eat then completely.

I will keep that in mind when I murder someone.

"Who wants liver salad :]"

The poll options suck, you know nothing of causing pain.

You can't shove someone's head through a paper shredder. You might be able to give them a bit of a haircut, but, seriously. what were you thinking?

Garrote would be my choice. Not like I'd have the opportunity to do so.

Define 'best'.

Best as in most painful?
Best as in most efficient?
Best as in most reliable?
Best as in most fun?
Best as in most awesome?

make them watch mexican sope operas while eating horse shit till they die.

Quote from elite34

Make them look me straight in the eye and my ugliness will be an instant kill :]

Don't you mean they turn to stone? AHA MADUSA JOKE



Berret 50 Cal. to the leg, then have someone hold him up so you can knock his head clean (lol) off his shoulders.

The best way to kill would be to cut off the arms and legs, shoot The head 7 times (with a crossbow), rip it off with your bare hands, crush it, cut it into 100 pieces, burn them, then feed them to a lion. :Dope:

So you want a fun way to kill someone? Because whats the point in being the best way if it isn't fun?

They'll die when you rip out the heart in the first one. (no fun in that!)

You cannot fit someone's head into many, if all paper shredders even made long ago!

Cutting the head is a bit too messy. Too much to clean.

Unless you have a sharp steel toe, it will be way too much effort to kick someone in the balls to death. What if it's a woman! Of course they'll still die if you kick them there for too long I guess, but the fact that you didn't even consider killing a woman is sexist!

Throwing off of a building wouldn't be too much fun unless the building wasn't even high enough to kill them, and you pulley them up after every drop to continuously impact them.

Torture rarely leads to death now a days. Of course I love me a good water-boarding now and then, but in torture you must be creative. You are way too undetailed with the word torture, there's loads of fun ways that end up in death you didn't mention. I put other because the best way to kill someone can be considered torture, but really it is not when you think hard about it and keep an open mind.

Now the other I mentioned is to take some chloroform, not some, a lot of it, to knock them out. Maybe rape them, your choice. Now peel off some skin and pull out muscles and even some tendons, and wait until they wake up.

Knock them out again to take out a vital organ and wait until they wake up to scream in pain and slowly die.

Ahh.

:)

You have a really twisted view of things.:Sweating:
I was talking about the body, not the head.
You don't cut the head.

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You have a really twisted view of things.:Sweating:
I was talking about the body, not the head.
You don't cut the head.

Quit using smilies. They make you look retarded. We're not on AIM. >:(
Head, Neck. Difference?