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Oct 22, 2008 6:11 PM #278049
The character WILL change shape and/or form. Not because he's special, because I can't draw.

RULES:
1. Stick to the story. No trailing off-topic because something somebody says resembles anything in your life in any way.
2. No stupid ideas. This involves suicide. If I want the character to die, I decide when and how. After all, it's the only fun part of these stories.

Pretty much it.
Also, this story has not been thought out. I just drew some shit in a room with a character and even I saw a possible way to escape.

So, you're an average guy, so you remember. You've woken up in a cell of sorts with your leg connected to a chain being held by the gripping in the wall. The chain doesn't look too strong, but it's not easily breakable.
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Around the room you notice a table, on the table is a knife, which seems to be resting on a button. Above the knife looks like a heavy object that is only being held by ropes.
Next to the knife is a weird-looking object. A red, shiny tear-shaped ball, balancing upon an another unknown object.
On the floor is a ladder.
There is a piece of the wall infront hanging, being held by a thick piece of rope. The hole behind it looks rather large. Large enough for you to fit through, anyway.

What do you do?

{Drawn outcomes may take some time}
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Oct 22, 2008 6:14 PM #278054
Grab the buttplug sitting on the table.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:18 PM #278058
Use the ladder (I think you can reach it?) to knock the knife off the table, towards you, then cut either your leg or the chain to get free.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:23 PM #278062
Hear a jigsawesque voice croak out '' I want to play a game ''
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Oct 22, 2008 6:24 PM #278065
Cut off your leg, it sounds like a good idea.

Who's with me?
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Oct 22, 2008 6:26 PM #278067
What if he cuts off the wrong leg?
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Oct 22, 2008 6:26 PM #278069
Quote from Ash
Grab the buttplug sitting on the table.

K.
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Right.
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It gets freakishly larger as you grab it. I wouldn't risk putting that in my ass. Looks like glass, so it'll probably break. I'll just bag it for later. [NOTE: THE BAG IS UNSEEABLE]
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Use the ladder (I think you can reach it?) to knock the knife off the table, towards you, then cut either your leg or the chain to get free.


You can reach the table anyway. You just can't reach the other wall.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:27 PM #278072
The character is gay, LakE. He shoves that shit right up his ass regardless.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:27 PM #278073
The character refuses to cut his leg of. He says: "Think more. For I can't."
Cheeky bastard.
Getting us to think.

EDIT: MoD, how about if the bag becomes his ass? That way it's a win-win.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:28 PM #278074
Pimpslap that bitch until he cuts his own leg off, then.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:31 PM #278079
I am unable to join the character in his room.
Shaem dat.
Since this doesn't seem to be excelling as fast as I thought it would;
Hay, guys, I have a suggestion, why don't you hang the chain over the knife, then knock the knife off the button possibly resulting to the heavy-looking object to fall, thus freeing you from the chain.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:32 PM #278080
Naw **** that shit. Grab the knife and destroy the TV, this guy has seen all the Saw movies. He knows what the **** happens.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:42 PM #278088
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Naw **** that shit. Grab the knife and destroy the TV, this guy has seen all the Saw movies. He knows what the **** happens.


You grab the knife quickly and hear a click, before you can move you're impaled by the heavy-looking object.
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GAME OVER
Retry?

Yes <-
No

Reload from last checkpoint?

Yes <-
No

So, you're still in the room with the red tear-shaped object deep inside your anus.
What do you do?
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Oct 22, 2008 6:44 PM #278089
What, you mean if HE ****ING MOVES TOWARDS THE TV HE'S DEAD?!?!



This ****ers gonna scale the walls then.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:46 PM #278091
I'm just gonna do my suggestion and move on with the story. I'm sure there's plenty of ways to die in this room, but I can only see one way of getting out.