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General Mambo

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Oct 22, 2008 6:48 PM #278092
Become Indiana Jones and quickly replace the knife with the butt plug.
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Oct 22, 2008 6:50 PM #278095
Who are you General Mambo?
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Oct 22, 2008 7:06 PM #278113
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Become Indiana Jones and quickly replace the knife with the butt plug.


Aye, this guy is no Indiana Jones.

So, you dangle the chain over the knife and button.
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You then flick the knife off of the button.
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The heavy-looking object falls and the chain breaks. You're free.
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The knife is on the floor, so you pick it up and continue to wonder on an escape.

I'll continue this when I get back. Lay down some ideas on how to get out though.
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Oct 22, 2008 7:11 PM #278117
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Who are you General Mambo?

New member. Fail to see the problem.


Also, examine the object the butt plug was sitting on closer.
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Oct 22, 2008 7:12 PM #278119
General Mambo, I like the way you think.
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Oct 22, 2008 7:25 PM #278129
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Who are you General Mambo?


He's from another foum, I think I brought him over.
Fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE]ing stalker
=)


DA STORY!
You grab the ladder after seeing something above the wall.
Put ladder against wall, climb tha hell up, look at wall thingie, possibly die >=)
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Oct 22, 2008 7:33 PM #278130
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What he said.

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General Mambo, I like the way you think.

Call me general Awesomly Badass. I COMMAND IT YOU EGOISTIC JERK
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Oct 22, 2008 8:03 PM #278140
Quote from Gyohdon
He's from another foum, I think I brought him over.
Fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE]ing stalker
=)


DA STORY!
You grab the ladder after seeing something above the wall.
Put ladder against wall, climb tha hell up, look at wall thingie, possibly die >=)


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So, up you go. You take a peak.
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Gross, it looks like a turd. But, thankfully, it's just rope. Very poorly drawn rope.
Looks like if you cut that bitch, you'll be able to get the **** out of this joint. So, whaddaya' say?
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Oct 22, 2008 8:12 PM #278143
Quote from LakE
Aye, this guy is no Indiana Jones.

So, you dangle the chain over the knife and button.
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You then flick the knife off of the button.
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The heavy-looking object falls and the chain breaks. You're free.
Image

The knife is on the floor, so you pick it up and continue to wonder on an escape.

I'll continue this when I get back. Lay down some ideas on how to get out though.


The chain breaks, but the obviously wooden table doesn't?

wat
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Oct 22, 2008 8:16 PM #278146
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The chain breaks, but the obviously wooden table doesn't?

wat


It's from IKEA.
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Oct 22, 2008 8:22 PM #278149
IKEA is da' shit.
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Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM #278199
****ing compound wood is harder the concrete.

Anyway, jump off the ladder while slashing at the rope as to avoid any **** YOU traps that may occur when random thing help by the rope falls.
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Oct 22, 2008 9:39 PM #278202
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Looks like if you cut that bitch, you'll be able to get the **** out of this joint. So, whaddaya' say?


I found the way out!
I'm da shit.

Like IKEA
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Oct 22, 2008 10:32 PM #278256
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****ing compound wood is harder the concrete.

Anyway, jump off the ladder while slashing at the rope as to avoid any **** YOU traps that may occur when random thing help by the rope falls.


Awwriteeee.
So, you slash at the rope that is torn in half easily, you thrust your body back whilst doing so and fly backwards through the sky. You make heavy contact with the table and the ladder falls onto your face crushing it completely.
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But, hey, look at it this way, the hatch is open!
Oh, you also shit your pants since you're dead.
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And there's the shint tear-shaped object!
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Oct 22, 2008 10:32 PM #278257
You use a continue.

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