The Highly Original MS Paint adventure thread

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Oct 22, 2008 11:28 PM #278320
Now masturbate, put the cum on your feet, and slide down the tunnel.
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Oct 22, 2008 11:35 PM #278330
hit the box above the pipe
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Oct 22, 2008 11:36 PM #278335
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Use your tears and mix it with your semen to create a miracle healing broth then use that on your hands.

THEN take that picture down in the background, it's annoying me.


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They're a bit deformed, but they're still hands.

Sunder, he has no more cum left. I can try going down that tube anyway. Yeah?
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Oct 22, 2008 11:37 PM #278337
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Climb into the panel behind you, so then you have 2x the hands.
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Oct 22, 2008 11:41 PM #278343
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hit the box above the pipe


Okay.
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What now?
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Oct 22, 2008 11:43 PM #278346
[SIZE="7"]YOU LIAR! YOU SAID HE WAS IN MARIO LAND! WHERE THA **** IS MY COIN!??!1[SIZE="1"]i[/SIZE][/SIZE]
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Oct 22, 2008 11:44 PM #278347
Mario doesn't hit bricks with his deformed hands.
He uses his HEAD.
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Oct 22, 2008 11:45 PM #278349
Nu uh, I used my hand, all I did was jump at it in such an angle, that the hand was mistaken for a head.
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Oct 22, 2008 11:52 PM #278353
K. But, what do I do now?
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Oct 22, 2008 11:57 PM #278360
You jump on the pipe, ( on it, not in it ) Jump up and hit the giant penis block.
You suddenly turn into a giant cock. You then proceed down the tube, but wait! You cant fit since your cock is to big.. So then you jerk off and cum and the cum creates a lubricant which then allows you down the tube.
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Oct 23, 2008 12:16 AM #278377
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You jump on the pipe, ( on it, not in it ) Jump up and hit the giant penis block.
You suddenly turn into a giant cock. You then proceed down the tube, but wait! You cant fit since your cock is to big.. So then you jerk off and cum and the cum creates a lubricant which then allows you down the tube.


You stand on the tube, finding it difficult to hold your balance.
You slam your head against the block expecting something incredible to come out. (no pun intended)
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You loose your footing before you hit the block, and you're knocked un-concious.
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Down the tube for you!


...You come to and find yourself in this dark place.
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You fear getting to your feet and hear a voice claiming a helpful object to be laying around on the floor.
So you begin to pat the floor infront, to the sides and behind you and find what seems to be a lighter.
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You took the chance and ignited it. Noticed a door straight ahead of you in the process.

What do you do?
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Oct 23, 2008 12:21 AM #278379
examine the door. check for locks.
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Oct 23, 2008 12:24 AM #278380
Eh, I'm off to bed.
I'll continue this in the morning. Feel free to continue suggesting.
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Oct 23, 2008 10:35 AM #278528
Go around with your light and see what more is there and / or if there is something you can burn, so you can make a bigger fire.
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Oct 23, 2008 11:25 AM #278547
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Go around with your light and see what more is there and / or if there is something you can burn, so you can make a bigger fire.


Good thinking.
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Just a wall. But, on the wall looks like a stand, pretty stable, with a candle on top. Above the candle is a piece of string, smells like gasoline.
Let's light it.
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The candle is lit, and the piece of dangling string rapidly ignites. You wait for a few seconds, watching the trail of the flames on the string. It scales up the wall then seems to dissapear. I woHOW THE ****
On comes... A light..
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Go through the odd bending door and escape the slowly getting smaller room?