Anyone who forwards a chain letter should die.

Save yourself from THAT curse ...

I hate the ones involving little crying girls and my moms death.

Send this to thirty people and I will rape a small mammal.

I lol'd .

Oh my God this one is epic! :

"If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!"

I didn't forward it, it just made me laugh.

Oh god I lol'd...

I once had one saying:
If I would've forwarded all the chain mails, I would've had

And then a list of how many times you'd find true love or painfull deaths.

Only one I ever chain-mailed.

Quote from T4x4R_O*_Hawk2

Oh my God this one is epic! :

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

I didn't forward it, it just made me laugh.

Is that...urrrm....IS that what u wrote? or what? lol


Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!


LOl, so random!

Quote from Saha

I keep receiving these everyday.

[SIZE="4"]On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to send this to at least 24 people or I will visit you tonight. Put subject as:11 year old pregnant girl[/SIZE]

ok i was wondering how do i find the risen movie i want to watch from school so i have som,thing to do why i am sitting here being bored i need help finding is from the stick page portal ok bye let me know if u can help

no! naughty!!!!!!!

Quote from Solister

Send this to thirty people and I will rape a small mammal.

i would like to see that.

Dude.. mine is epicer than anyones.

tittyle:FREE PORN!!!!1
Haha you got tricked. You die in 2 seconds.

1....2..

Im ali-

*Rab dies*

EDIT: 1000 POSTS!!! WOHOO! YEH! YEH BABY! LOLOLOL!!!

Quote from Rabstar

Is that...urrrm....IS that what u wrote? or what? lol

No, I did not write that. I will put the chain letter in between " "