http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Yeah, it's been done, and it was fun.

Post stuff noaw

"Not Found

The requested URL /concordia/dfar251/igod/main.htm was not found on this server."

Er, what?

You missed an l at the end.

Which is ironic because you want your name to be 2-L.

Did you steal the L from the url? Or is it now Ur_?

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Anon
God:
Hi, Anon.
Me:
Y halo thar
God:
Reductionism. .
Me:
Correct.
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
Would you do it for the lulz?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to do it for the lulz.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Righto.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Carins High
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
There are lots of drugs.
God:
How many drugs s are there?
Me:
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
Scientology.
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
It is a cult.
God:
Scientology is a cult. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Do you want to help bring Scientology to it's knees?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Help?!?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I did.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hm.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Shoe on head?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes, you asked that already.
God:
Perhaps. Where do you go to school? Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Me:>_<


It seems he responds fairly well to memes and the like.

God called me attractive.
:]

It's actually pretty interesting.

Myself is apparently the creator of god.

Yay.

He says he's not interested in sex and won't give me the zip code to heaven.

>=[

Edit*

Piggypup is screwed.

Quote from iGod

God:
I get it. piggypup rapes babies and then eats their brains.

Uh oh.

Me:
Where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
LOL WUT
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No big deal.
Me:
>_God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
>_>
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.

LOL WUT

Me:
4chan
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
anal
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
3some
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
my penis is bigger than yours
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
women have boobs
God:
The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
you have boobs?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your a girl
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
do you have a vagina?
God:
Maybe you would like another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?, I'm not your type.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
do you have a big penis?
God:
I don't know if I have a big penis.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
do you have a small penis?
God:
I don't know if I have a small penis.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
cock
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
do you enjoy sex?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
Do you like anal?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
so you like robot penises?
God:
Interesting deduction. I like everything about robots.
Me:
robot vagina?
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
you like vagina
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
you like mel gibson vagina?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like the Bible.
Me:
bible vagina?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
book vagina
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
tv has porn on it
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
you like star trek porn?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
you like jesus porn?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
movie porn?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
talking sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
._.


WHAT!?

Myself, God is looking for you. He's mad that you left.

Me:
He's at www.stickpageportal.com/forums
God:
I see. at www dot stickpageportal dot com forums is he?
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Did you find him?
God:
I'm still looking.

God's kind of a faggot.

Me:
No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
NO IT'S NOT!!!!
God:
Don't argue with me.

Me:
sup?
God:
Same old.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
will do nigga
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
wut
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
NIGGER
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
NIGGERSSS
God:
Are we still talking about NIGGER?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, NIGGER sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i hate them
God:
What do you have against them?
Me:
everythign
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
wut
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
niggers
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because im smart
God:
That makes sense to me. Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
me
God:
For you ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.

Wow, Apples, God is a sexist.

God:
Still how long? No problem.
Me:
It's about 5 inches
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
Yeah, it's name is Big Willy
God:
Aha. Are you sure it is?
Me:
Well that's what it told me
God:
Well that's okay. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
My penis
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.

Quote from Spazz

Wow, Apples, God is a sexist.

Yeah.
And isnt masturbation like, a sin or something?

Myself, what have you done?



Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
what do you think of incest?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
k
God:
Oh.
Me:
kkk
God:
What are you saying?
Me:
ku klux klan
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on incest?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
have you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
why, are you homosexual
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
Are you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
He got raped by a monkey?
God:
I get it. God got raped by a monkey.

Lolwut?

Me:
Is your brain in your penis?
God:
Is my brain in my penis? Maybe.

Lolwut?