Me:
4chan
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
anal
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
3some
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
my penis is bigger than yours
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
women have boobs
God:
The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
you have boobs?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
your a girl
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
do you have a vagina?
God:
Maybe you would like another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?, I'm not your type.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
do you have a big penis?
God:
I don't know if I have a big penis.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
do you have a small penis?
God:
I don't know if I have a small penis.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
cock
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
do you enjoy sex?
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
Do you like anal?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
so you like robot penises?
God:
Interesting deduction. I like everything about robots.
Me:
robot vagina?
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
you like vagina
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
you like mel gibson vagina?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like the Bible.
Me:
bible vagina?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
book vagina
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
tv has porn on it
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
do you watch porn?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
you like star trek porn?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
you like jesus porn?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
movie porn?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
talking sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
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