oi Myself. I made Isatan. Cool innit?

all i need is a site for it?

Me:
Will you suck me off?
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Me:
Do you wank?
God:
Only when I am in the U.K.

I got him to admit this. Yayayay

Me:
PENIS
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
YES IT DOES
God:
It goes without saying. How often?
Me:
EAT IT
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
****IN NICE
God:
Don't you know any other words?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
**** YEA
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?

Lol

Me:
no, im looking for my lost pile of jews
God:
Are you serious? You might find that I am your lost pile of jews.
Me:
are they dead?
God:
As far as I know they are.

lol, i find him hilarious now.

Haha, Igod made a spelling mistake.
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
I think you meant "illusion"
God:
Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: Devour said I meant illusion.

no, an allusion is an actual word. it means "to refer to something"

Oh...



















Damn.

sorry if i ruined your fun...

I'll be alright. <3

Me:
HELP
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I need somebodies HELP
God:
What actions are you taking to get somebodies HELP?
Me:
HELP, HELP, HEEEEELLLLLPPP
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Can you ask me to ask for help in form of an answer?

It didn't reply then. OLOL I broke the system.

EDIT: Broke it TWICE! I'm a pro.

God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Simple is bliss
God:
And bliss is Simple.
Me:
No, simple is bliss
God:
Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
Simple is bliss
God:
And bliss is Simple.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stupid ****. SIMPLE IS BLISS, NOT BLISS IS SIMPLE

ok. go have more fun with god :D

Mind****

Me:
I'm gonna
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are gonna.
Me:
PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
You don't get what I say
God:
Should I get what you say? I have gotten what you say.
Me:
You haven't
God:
Yes I have.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Dead serious
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I don't talk, I type
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I said I type
God:
That is interesting: said type.
Me:
Are you retarded or something?
God:
Or something. No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
You are not, retard
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Want me to get more?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
I am an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
I don't believe in faith
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Dead serious
God:
Do you still not believe in faith?
Me:
Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
You can't see you dumb****, you have no eyes
God:
I could if my eye was attached.
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
That made no sense
God:
What? makes sense to me though.
Me:
That must be since you're retarded
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
So you agree?
God:
Interesting deduction. " I'm glad we have that all cleared up."? Do I agree?
Me:
Yes, you do agree
God:
Excuse me! " Do I agree?"? Do I agree?
Me:
What the... You do agree?
God:
Are you surprised? " Are you surprised?"? Do I agree?

It broke in the end.

you just keep breaking god dont you.

Me:
wanna fock me?
God:
OK, I will fock you.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in my azz



yay for christianity