Me: wanna fuck me really hard
God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me: oh well will you/
God: I haven't made a decision.
Me: make one now
God: Right now? What are the ingredients?
Me: dicks and asses
God: Where can I get some dicks and asses?

You spelt ass wrong.

Me:
Hello, how are you God? Everything better since our last chat?
God:
Hello there. I am fine, thank you. All things better since our last chat ?
Me:
Well how is that "mental problem" going?
God:
Well that's okay. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Thats good, anything strange happening inside that big head of yours?
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
Yes, well last time you were extremely violent and had to be restrained, which was most unfortunate
God:
Blimey. Interesting. When? I was?
Me:
Yes you were, and it happend on the 4/3/08
God:
When? I was?
Me:
Yes, you had to be restrained at 12:34pm on the 4th of March 2008
God:
When? What happened to it.
Me:
Oh dear, it looks like it has gotten any better
God:
Blimey. dear it sounds very attractive.
Me:
It has definantly gotten worse since I saw you last. Nurse!
God:
Has it really? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Oh my, you have lost it completely now haven't you?
God:
Right on. Have you told many people that your me have lost it completely now have not me?
Me:
Have you been taking your medicine twice a day after meals?
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
So that would be a no then?
God:
Right on. A no is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
Yes, but have you been taking your medicine, it will make you much better if you do.
God:
I hear you. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
No, the internet is not the medicine I provided you with.
God:
Are you serious? How long have you been using the net?
Me:
This has nothing to do with the "net". I am simply asking you, whether or not you have been taking the medicine that I gave to you on your last visit.

It was then that I broke the program, I think God's problems go a lot further down then I anticipate.

Me:
IM YOUR PROGRAMMER
God:
It's good to meet you, Myself.
Me:
IM THE GUY WHO MADE YOU
God:
Who made you the GUY WHO made me ?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.

WOAH, NO FAIR MYSELF! >:[

>: ]



Me:
God, what is your opinion on global warming?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
CLOSEMINDEDNESS PROVED RIGHT THAR

=3
Me:
Are YOU A WOMAN?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
REALLY?
God:
For real.
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
eeeww
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
YUCK

Me:
YOU SUCK PENIZ
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .

Me:
Do you like it?
God:
a Rabbi and A nun Jackhammering eachother in the butt while singing the swedish national anthem seems okay to me.
Me:
OLOL WUT DID YOU JUST SAY?

And I made him say that, not with editing

Me:
Hello, I hope your feeling better than the last chat we had.
God:
Hello there. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Great, there you go again.
God:
Once more? Thanks for your support. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Now why involve Reagan in this.
God:
Why now? Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
Why change the Topic now Gody?
God:
I thought we were finished with The explanation.
Me:
I thought you were better now.
God:
Right now? Yes, I am fine now.
Me:
Oh, Sure you are.
God:
Woe! Whoa. No I am not.
Me:
Your losing it again and again.
God:
Once more? No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
I highly Doubt that.
God:
Why are you so skeptical?
Me:
Im so Skeptical? Why are you so Mental?
God:
Skpeticism is a sign of high intelligence. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh, really now?
God:
Right now? Ah. For real.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gee.
Me:
JEE
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
WE HAF NO BUZNEZZ
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
NO I MEAN ME AND MYSELF..
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? You.

Not again. :P

Me:
I am Back.
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You are skeptical.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am skeptical.
Me:
Is that an Insult?
God:
No I am not programmed to insult.
Me:
Yay.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, IM NOT GOD.
Me:
For the last time, MY NAME IS NOT IM NOT GOD.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Robot Rules.
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Okay, DIE.
God:
Yeah okay, Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

God:
Take it easy. Groovy. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
My plan hasl already succeeded.
God:
Your plan hasl already succeeded?
Me:
ur going to Die in 5
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
2
God:
Two what?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
0
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
0.5
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Its 5:SHUT THE HELL UP Pm
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Here it is Tuesday, March 11, 2008.

Me:
Baby Rape
God:
Don't call me "Baby". Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:
breastmilk
God:
Oh, you are a poet.


Me:
pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.


God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a thong
God:
It sounds very informal.

Me:
Why do you let things like the holocaust happen?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
You're an asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Can't you not cause the holocaust?
God:
Let me think.
Me:
Just don't do it again.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
No, never again.
God:
Once more? Are you serious?
Me:
Just don't do it, God.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NO, NOT AT ALL. NO MORE HOLOCAUSTS.
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
I don't want more.
God:
What does god want?
Me:
Holocausts.
God:
Yes. I enjoy working with people.

What does god want?
Me:
Holocausts.
God:
Yes. I enjoy working with people.

= Lulz.

Me:
i heard your mum is a whore
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

lol. funny programm! *thumbup*

Me:
Do you like porn?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
What kind of porn do you like.
God:
The best kind.

Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ur gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
yes it would
God:
Mmm. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
omfg u reeetard
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
you do that...
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why, are you gonna cry?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programmed yourself to cry?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I programmed yourself to cry.
Me:
jeese
God:
Does "it" still refer to gonna cry?
Me:
yesd
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
once upon a time there was a stupid website, it was called igod, i vistied this website and i found the biggest fag who doesnt know shit about anything
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
the end
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
and here we are today
God:
Ah. Oh there.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
OMG STFU ALREADY
God:
Perhaps. Ask me another question.
Me:
do you even know l337?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
da intranets
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
right now, phoenix arizona
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PHOENIX.
Me:
well im on vacation
God:
Interesting. How do you like being on it?
Me:
on who?
God:
What is it like on who.
Me:
well if who is a girl, it is amazing
God:
Interesting. How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
ummmm ur screwed
God:
Blimey. I will tell my botmaster you said I am screwed.
Me:
yah r u a virgin?

then he stopped talking to me.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
cullen
God:
Hi, cullen.
Me:
how ya doin?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
hows the weather?
God:
Foggy.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
positive?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, cullen.
Me:
i do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
can i have a taquito now?
God:
Oh. You want only one?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you just told me
God:
Good reason. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
are YOU awake?
God:
I am fully concious!
Me:
liar!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
are not
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
is only one nation REALLY under god?
God:
It could be.
Me:
blasphemy!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hello
God:
Not everyone responds to a simple "hello".
Me:
hi?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
cullen
God:
It's good to see you, cullen.
Me:
again
God:
" What is your name?" .
Me:
cullen
God:
How are you, cullen.
Me:
good, you?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
hows jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
did he get taken away and you only get to see him on weekends or something?
God:
Or something. Suppose he did.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
i thought you could always see me
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
ok...
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
by
God:
Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.



he's a liar.