I am a virgin, but have given birth to an immaculately concieved child.
...i can't explain it...

Quote from TATER_NUTZZ

I am a virgin, but have given birth to an immaculately concieved child.
...i can't explain it...

all the semen from the cocks you sucked must have dripped down into your dirty mangina.

Quote from Krob.

Also, slice of bologna between the couch cushions doesn't count.

Quote from 2-D

all the semen from the cocks you sucked must have dripped down into your dirty mangina.

Well that would probably explain it...lolololololololololol:Smile: Is that what happened please tell me otherwise!!!!:Phew: Ahh good one. Anyway the person couldn't explain so we'll never know.

Quote from ken

Well that would probably explain it...lolololololololololol:Smile: Is that what happened please tell me otherwise!!!!:Phew: Ahh good one. Anyway the person couldn't explain so we'll never know.

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hey ken, has your true power after 12 seconds of sex awaken yet?

hmm...

most of those who posted that they're not a virgin have only scored themselves...

yes 2D, admit it.

yeah... i'm still a virgin. big deal. premarital sex messes up a marriage.

if you're 17 or above, you should have gotten laid at least once by now, im guessing.

My friend has had sex 13 times from freshman year to sophmore year. He's kind of a freak though :P

Quote from zymn

yeah... i'm still a virgin. big deal. premarital sex messes up a marriage.

uh, no it doesn't.

thats just what the church wants you to believe.

Quote from muttonhead

if you're 17 or above, you should have gotten laid at least once by now, im guessing.

Um, no.

Quote from adrenalineflash

Um, no.

well I guess it depends on the persons personality and social life, but I known I'm getting laid by 18 at the latest. Life is short, have lots of sex. **** what the church says, do what you wanna do (no pun intended).

theres no pun in 'do what you wanna do'.

**** you mutton head, i hate you so god damn much.

Quote from The Pirate

I lost my virginity to a toaster, does that count?

Quote from Smashdood

Oh, yeah. . . I never told you, but that was actually not a toaster. That was my dog.

god, this is ****in sigged.

Quote from 2-D

**** you mutton head, i hate you so god damn much.

no you don't, bitch.

Shake 'Em, Mutton!