Barack Obama was not killed today

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Nov 8, 2008 5:17 PM #289957
Quote from kazesunori
Lol it's scary to see obama giving speeches for like 2 million people or something and then all of the sudden he falls on the ground, with a bullet in his head.
That would suck


That's present tense. It hasn't, and hopefully will not happen.
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Nov 8, 2008 5:19 PM #289958
It's scary to think about blah blah.
Thanks i didn't notice that one lol
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Nov 8, 2008 5:25 PM #289964
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Only four american presidents have ever been assassinated. I do think keeping him alive will be a bitch though.


More, they did something on the news about it. I think 6 died, and there were 12 attempts on presidents.

And they 'stopped' 3 'attempts' on Obama, which probably was shit.
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Nov 8, 2008 5:28 PM #289967
I want obama to die, he's never serious, yesterday at his press, he was talking about a good type of dog to buy for his kids.
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Nov 8, 2008 5:39 PM #289977
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I want obama to die, he's never serious, yesterday at his press, he was talking about a good type of dog to buy for his kids.


A bit harsh eh? Anyway, yeah 2 skinheads we aparrently going to kill 80 black people - 14 by beheading - and the last one would be Obama. They were also guna wear white tuxedos and top hats. You'd think killing him first would have been a better plan. There was no way they'd get away with killing 79 people, and then get to the president of USA. Some people...
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Nov 8, 2008 6:04 PM #289991
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More, they did something on the news about it. I think 6 died, and there were 12 attempts on presidents.

And they 'stopped' 3 'attempts' on Obama, which probably was shit.


No, Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy are the only presidents that have been assassinated while in office. http://americanhistory.si.edu/presidency/3_frame.html>assassinations and mourning,
http://americanhistory.about.com/od/uspresidents/f/faq_assassinat.htm

Still, that is just slightly under 10% of all the American presidents, so the assassination rate is rather high.
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Nov 8, 2008 6:16 PM #289992
I bet they use Barakograms
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Nov 8, 2008 6:22 PM #289997
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I bet they use Barakograms

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Nov 8, 2008 6:34 PM #290007
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No, Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy are the only presidents that have been assassinated while in office. http://americanhistory.si.edu/presidency/3_frame.html>assassinations and mourning,
http://americanhistory.about.com/od/uspresidents/f/faq_assassinat.htm

Still, that is just slightly under 10% of all the American presidents, so the assassination rate is rather high.
Amd Lincoln and JFk both told us to live peacefully. Not sure about McKinley or Garfield.

But still, who would assasinate this guy?

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Nov 8, 2008 6:38 PM #290010
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Amd Lincoln and JFk both told us to live peacefully. Not sure about McKinley or Garfield.

But still, who would assasinate this guy?

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These guys.
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Nov 8, 2008 6:43 PM #290015
My god...that guys lips are huge. It looks like a super puffy vagina on his mouth.
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Nov 8, 2008 7:31 PM #290058
Well the title was changed so the interest is gone. Anywho, I think they will be able to at least hurt Obama within these 4 years.
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Nov 8, 2008 7:40 PM #290064
I hear that shit at my school too often (Obamas guna get assassinated cuz hes black and the amount of white people who still hate black people in america who have the gall to do it would definitely be enough to pass CIA security, namely a few hundred racists with twigs up their assholes, and then about ten who end up actually doing it, and therefore, he's dead for sure because all racists are super gud marksmen and can get past top knotch security any day because the CIA doesn't know what theyr doing and the system is corrupt lul.)

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Nov 8, 2008 7:49 PM #290072
Yeah, all the hard-headed ****ign republican football players who I'd love nothing more than to dump some napalm into their morning cereal say it. I mean, it's like they think he has no security.

I doubt Obama will get hurt or assasinated because it sure isn't going to be these meth head skin head racist dumbasses who think assasinating the president is as easy as walking up to him with a shotgun and pulling the trigger. If he's going to be assasinated it's most likely going to be some really smart white guy and I doubt it'll be about race since generally racists are stupid as **** and it takes brains to pull of something as big as an assasination.
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Nov 8, 2008 10:16 PM #290201
Quote from Gyohdon
More, they did something on the news about it. I think 6 died, and there were 12 attempts on presidents.

And they 'stopped' 3 'attempts' on Obama, which probably was shit.


Well one of them was two guys planning to kill a bunch of black people and then do a drive-by on Obama, while wearing white suits and top hats. I wouldn't even call that an assassination attempt.