As a salesperson for the Union Tribune. I go up to nice neighboorhoods, ask them if they want a trial for $8.

I get $20 for coming out
I get $50 daily bonueses (I think like gift certificates)
and $10 for every paper I sell

I can earn around $200-$300 a week easily the guy said! He provdes transportation and the job is from 5 to 8. All I got to do is go and sell papers to rich people. My Dad says my short size may come in handy since they're old people up there and I can play the "cute" card on the rich old ladys and have them think I'm a nice boy.

Basically he picks me up, drops me off and come gets me at 8. This is super win!

Your a paperboy/salesman thingy? Wow. That's uh...great.

Great, if you ever knock on my door and try to sell me some stupid shit, I'll kill you.

It sounds all fine and dandy but I doubt it's going to sound like such a great deal two weeks from now.

You can only go door to door trying to sell the same stuff for so long.

Thats nice

I've had a job for years

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My Dad says my short size may come in handy

Hahahaha. That's pretty funny.

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since they're old people up there and I can play the "cute" card on the rich old ladys

HAHAHHAA. I'm going to lol myself into a coma.

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and have them think I'm a nice boy.

*goes into coma*




Whatever, congrats. I thought you were working at in'n out.

You will think it all well until you knock on that one door, from which you will never recover from.

Anywho, I think you need to talk to someone about your ego, as the fact that you announced it to a forum, seems like a desperate plea for help in my eyes >_>.

Anyway good luck with it.

You will not sell anything.

Sorry to have to tell you like this.

Good luck?

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congrats, wish I could get a job.

Yeah, I'd wish for a job if I were 9 years old too.

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congrats, wish I could get a job.

thats what i wished when I was 9.

I wished for a pony.

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You will not sell anything.

Sorry to have to tell you like this.

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thats what i wished when I was 9.

only for the money, not for actually working.