Tell all your stories of badassery and bravery and such here. No bullshit plz.

A friend of mine's brother was in a fight with some kid because of some random bullshit and that they're teenagers. So they're fighting and there's a lot of people watching and some kid starts yelling stuff about the other kid's dead parents. The other kid's friends run up with baseball bats to destroy the kid's car, so my friend takes the bats away from both of them, and tosses them away. The fight continues. One of the kids that had a bat was mad at my friend for getting in the middle of things, so he takes a rock, and bludgens him in the head with it. My friend, much larger and stronger than this kid, refuses to hit him because he's a minor and he's 18. So my friend, deals with this kid hitting him in the face with a rock because he's a good person. He's still alive, he's doing fine, the other kid is probably in juvie because I haven't seen him around school. I found this incredibly awesome, because he could have hit him back in self defense without punishment, but chose not to.

i found 20 bucks while walking to the bus to go to school. badass.

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i found 20 bucks while walking to the bus to go to school. badass.

Wow. My story blows compared to this. Good on yeh mate.

When I was 12 I was riding this ATV behind my cousin (16, was on a 3 wheel ATV). He started speedin up in front of me going maybe 60 on this insane dirt road with alot of hole's and cracks in it. Well I didn't want to get left behind so I sped up, my cousin was kicking up alot of dirt, hit me in the face, couldn't see, held down the gas, hit a huge ditch, flipped the ATV maybe six times. It was scary yeh but damn everything was in slow motion it was awesome.

i found like 45 bucks while working. badass.
and then 20.
and a bunch of quarters.
and a couple of dollars.
and some more.
badass.

One time, my brother decided to "fight" me, which to him is hitting me untill i leave. So he goes into his "fighting position", and being 5 years older than me, i have no chance, Until i notice the huge tree branch he is under.
so i jump up and grab the tree branch, my weight making the other end fly down and hit him in the head.

I stabbed a kid in the hand today for stealing my pen.

i scared the living shit outta my math teacher today.

My power went out at my school today. got out at 12:00.

I lost all the skin on my chin flipping an ATV once. everything from the bottom/middle of my chin to the big stub was gone, was just all puss/blood/and screwed up flesh.

I have two pieces of lead in both of my arms from pencil fighting.

I have more than 7 cuts on my left hand from knife flipping accidents.

Stood up to some senior faggot today that took my calculator. Was a pretty stupid move, though. He's on the football team and giant.

Lol.

A kid was being a prick, he started saying "Come one! What are you?! A faggot". I normally don't really care, nor do I fight, nor do I look like I can do much. He got a couple of hits to my stomach and kidneys, but I got up close and joint locked, then paraded him around the senior lawn with him bent at a ~90* angle. Then dropped him on his ass for good measure then walked off.

Edit: Also I didn't get in trouble as
1. I didn't start it.
2. He hit me three times, so what I did was self defence. (1st Hit they might be mistaken, 2nd They could be drunk/crazy, 3rd they want to hurt you.)

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Lol.

A kid was being a prick, he started saying "Come one! What are you?! A faggot". I normally don't really care, nor do I fight, nor do I look like I can do much. He got a couple of hits to my stomach and kidneys, but I got up close and joint locked, then paraded him around the senior lawn with him bent at a ~90* angle. Then dropped him on his ass for good measure then walked off.

Edit: Also I didn't get in trouble as
1. I didn't start it.
2. He hit me three times, so what I did was self defence. (1st Hit they might be mistaken, 2nd They could be drunk/crazy, 3rd they want to hurt you.)

****ing lucky. In our county the only option you have is to run, or else you get the exact same punishment as the person who started it. I'm not ****ing joking, it's horrible.

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****ing lucky. In our county the only option you have is to run, or else you get the exact same punishment as the person who started it. I'm not ****ing joking, it's horrible.

Same here, ****ing stupid.
They tell us to go tell an adult.

lol.
*gets punched in face.

*goes and tells a teacher, getting my arm and left leg broken, and called a chicken and crazy for not defending myself.

if only we followed the pravada russkia.
"if a man builds a house that is unsturdy, and the house collapses to kill the son of the man living in the house, then the man is to kill the housebuilders son. if the father is killed, the son must avenge his father and kill the housebuilder. If there is no avenger, the housebuilder must pay a fine of so and so simoleans."