If you could take 3 parts of an animals body, scaled to fit your body thus leading to it being advanced by the size and shit. What parts would you choose?

Mine:
Flea legs. I could bounce over houses.
Wasp wings. I would sound like a helicopter. That alone is just awesome.
Snake fangs(including the venom). Considering the size of a snake compared to a human, resulting in the strength of the venom, I think it would be pretty brutal.

Why would you need flea legs if you could fly like a wasp?


The legs of a cheetah-->I could ****ing run so fast

The muscles of ants-->They can lift 50x their own body weight

The wings of a dragon fly--> They have 4 of them. How ****ing hardcore would that be.

Insect wings aren't exactly strong, they could easily be torn or something. And, if I had that shit, I wouldn't be "careful". But they're light, so I'd choose them over a birds wings.

Flea legs would just be plain awesome overall because they can bounce about 200 times the length of their own bodies. They also bounce fast as ****.

I'd be me.

wings, nothing else

Well I'd get the elephant's legs/arms, and then I'd be as strong as ****.
And a dog's hearing and smelling.
And that's all.

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The muscles of ants-->They can lift 50x their own body weight

that + gills on top of lungs + webbed feet from some animal out there.

Best swimmer ever.

Wings and a claw and maybe some antenea.

Eagle Wings= **** yeah.
Bat's Ears= I'll be able to use sonar, win.

I guess that's it. I can't think of anything else.

Cheetah legs for speed
Monkey hands for agility
Bat wings for flying.

Horse dick for the chicks
Cheetah legs because they are ****ing awesome
Shark teeth.

Wolf teeth. All the better to eat shit with.
Bat ears. I could hear with awesome accuracy.
And of course, Falcon wings. Flying is the thing I'd want most.

I'd be bitey.
Legs of an...ox i think.
Body of man.
And head of a lion, well just the mane.

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Horse dick for the chicks

yeah, chicks just love horse dicks

And dont you forget about it.