there was a boy who liked his toy
it made him feel good, it gave him joy
no you sick ****, don't mention his dick
i'll tell you what it is, hurry over here quick
yup you guessed it, it's a fleshlight, oh boy!

I sat by the Duchess at tea,
And she asked, 'Do you fart when you pee?"
I said with some wit,
'Do you belch when you shit?'
And felt it was one up for me.

Quote from Stuff

there was a boy who liked his toy
it made him feel good, it gave him joy
no you sick ****, don't mention his dick
i'll tell you what it is, hurry over here quick
yup you guessed it, it's a fleshlight, oh boy!

That's better, but the 3rd and 4th lines aren't in the right meter.

1st Line: 3 emphasized words/syllables
2nd Line: 3 emphasized words/syllables
3rd Line: 2 emphasized words/syllables
4th Line: 2 emphasized words/syllables
5th Line: 3 emphasized words/syllables

There was a BOY who LIKED his TOY,
It made HIM feel GOOD, it gave him JOY,
Don't MENtion his DICK,
I'll TELL you, come here QUICK,
Yup you GUESSED it, it's a FLESHlight, oh BOY!

Fringo's are ok, but he probably just googled them.

Quote from Face Plate

Fringo's are ok, but he probably just googled them.

http://www.fart-joke.com/pooems.htm

And the meter on that example poem you just made was off.

A B A B A B
A B A B A B
A B A C
A B A C
A B A B A B

Something like that. The first two lines and the last line have to be in the same rhythmic pattern.

Quote from Spazz

http://www.fart-joke.com/pooems.htm

And the meter on that example poem you just made was off.

A B A B A B
A B A B A B
A B A C
A B A C
A B A B A B

Something like that. The first two lines and the last line have to be in the same rhythmic pattern.

I didn't make it. Stuff did. I just tried to make it closer to the meter. If you say some of the shorter words faster, you can make it in meter. It's kind of cramming, but, meh.