To start off, I need to go back to yesterday. Me and a few friends (like 4-6) were playing with a soccer ball during gym class . Me and this other dude start play-fighting, and he knocks me down and another dude (Like 6'8'12 and weighs 300 pounds.) sits on top of me. another friend tea-bagged me (as in the Halo kind. No actual balls.) and the dude who knocked me down took my shoes. I chased the kid who took my shoes down the gym, and stepped in something I can only assume was piss because it looked like piss and smelled like piss. I got my shoes back after I chased him down and went back to the guys that were playing soccer. I was messing around and I pulled my wet sock off, and started beating them in the face with it. They threw it up in the ceiling and that was that. I told my friend in fourth period about it.

No, apparently, all he heard was that I got teabagged and told EVERYONE about it. And by everyone, I mean ****ing everyone. A girl screamed it in my third period class.

Now, here comes today. I'm in gym again with the same dudes as yesterday. I accidentally kicked the soccer ball into some Mexican's nuts (He's a friend, not some random dude). So naturally, he was trying to get me back. He's kicking it back at me and we're joking and shit, and then some dude named Lawrence who I don't really know, comes up and KICKS THE BALL IN MY ****ING FACE AS HARD AS HE CAN. He hit it so hard that half of my ****ing face was red AT THE ****ING END OF SCHOOL. It knocked my glasses off and I thought it broke one of the lenses. I then started yelling at him, stuff like "WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM." At least a half of the gym ****ing stopped and started looking at me.

Out of no-where I just took a ****ing swing at his face, missed and hit his shoulder. I then put my hands up and just said "screw this" and walked away. This dude isn't saying or doing anything during this time, and I can't believe he didn't hit back.

So I'm just storming around that area for a few seconds looking at my glasses and telling the kid, that was then sitting on the wall, that he better ****ing pay from them. I remember that he just sort of looked dazed and shit. After a bit I told him that I was sorry and that I overreacted, and we and a few other guys looked for the lenses for a few seconds (both of which are so scratched up that it looks like I'm staring through smoke).

Anyway, that isn't it. Apparently the rumor that I had balls dipped in my mouth (that's what all of these stupid ass niggers think it is, and when I try to explain that I didn't even ****ing see his balls all they say is "LOL YOU GAY BOIIIY") and now half of the ****ing school thinks I'm gay.

Well, not only them, but one of my friends that I've known for FOUR ****ING YEARS then think's that he's the scourge of the earth if he's ****ing seen near me, so now he won't even talk to me. He just says "sorry, I don't hang out with gay kids."

But that isn't it. In my fourth period class, this girl I really ****ing like (like really REALLY ****ing like.) starts ignoring me when I'm talking to her and then calls me a "****ing faggot."

tl;dr: **** MY SCHOOL I WISH I HAD A ****ING GUN.

If someone is making fun of me, I just ignore them. If they persist I take there hand and bend there fingers till they start screaming. And if they fight back (As in they start trying to kick my ass) I start sticking my fingers in there neck. I had the whole gay thing happen once, so I went up to the girl that "tried" to "stop" (She started it) it and just kicked her ass. Then threw her best friend on her and said "How do you like to be gay? :D"

Except this is a school wide thing. It's not a few guys saying "lol FAG." I heard three little niglet girls at lunch that I DONT EVEN KNOW yell out "Josh got teabagged" after lunch. They weren;t even looking at me, they just ****ing said it.

funny story.

You're problem is that you are too soft. You need to be a dick to get anywhere in the real world. The sooner you realize it (and the sooner you are miserable); the better. People will start cowering, and maybe even respect you. I'm going to assume you're scrawny as f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck though and you're the one that cowers so maybe there's a problem here.

Start threatening people (not in the "I'm gonna beat you up type of way," but provoke them by calling them names). They're in school; they aren't going to do shit to fight back. Not on school grounds. They're too afraid. And they're going to try to think they are manly so they will avoid contacting any higher power.

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funny story.

You're problem is that you are too soft. You need to be a dick to get anywhere in the real world. The sooner you realize it (and the sooner you are miserable); the better. People will start cowering, and maybe even respect you. I'm going to assume you're scrawny as f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck though and you're the one that cowers so maybe there's a problem here.

Start threatening people (not in the "I'm gonna beat you up type of way," but provoke them by calling them names). They're in school; they aren't going to do shit to fight back. Not on school grounds. They're too afraid. And they're going to try to think they are manly so they will avoid contacting any higher power.

Dude, I tried to punch a kid in the ****ing face

And no, you've never been to a black school. They WILL fight you. There were 5 fights on Friday two weeks ago.

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Dude, I tried to punch a kid in the ****ing face

You're so hardcore.

You didn't tell him that your brother is a Marine sniper and that you know where he lives.

Also, I'm not telling you do do all of this for just a day. No. Do it for the rest of your life.

Haha, you had balls dipped in your mouth. Gross, gayyyy.

EDit: Also, being a dick in real life got me the title of "the hot but hated" guy. That's what I seem to get called by most, anyway.

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And no, you've never been to a black school. They WILL fight you. There were 5 fights on Friday two weeks ago.

so, who is surprised here

do some pushups and become that marine sniper yourself.

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EDit: Also, being a dick in real life got me the title of "the hot but hated" guy. That's what I seem to get called by most, anyway.

If you manage to let that name pass; you aren't winning the battle in the long-run.

It'll bother me when the people who hate me say it to me. Until then, I'll continue to live my life treating the way they should be treated. Which is the same way they treat everybody else; like shit.

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You're so hardcore.

You didn't tell him that your brother is a Marine sniper and that you know where he lives.

Also, I'm not telling you do do all of this for just a day. No. Do it for the rest of your life.

Bad advice is bad.

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It'll bother me when the people who hate me say it to me. Until then, I'll continue to live my life treating the way they should be treated. Which is the same way they treat everybody else; like shit.

We should hang out some time and pick on college graduates.

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You're so hardcore.

You didn't tell him that your brother is a Marine sniper and that you know where he lives.

Also, I'm not telling you do do all of this for just a day. No. Do it for the rest of your life.

What the ****? First you tell me to man up and then you tell me that I'm SO SUPER HARDCORE LOL for defending myself?

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What the ****? First you tell me to man up and then you tell me that I'm SO SUPER HARDCORE LOL for defending myself?

I told you to be a dick; not to punch someone. And besides, you didn't even hit him in the face (hence why you said "try").

You guys make me happy I live where I live.

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I told you to be a dick; not to punch someone. And besides, you didn't even hit him in the face (hence why you said "try").

You're ****ing kidding me right? You think calling people names is tough but if someone actually hits someone, and that person hits back that their now some super marine sniper?