The Perfect Day. A rant by cereal.

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Dec 10, 2008 1:49 AM #311256
When people piss me off I punch the in the gut.
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Dec 10, 2008 1:54 AM #311261
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tl;dr: **** MY SCHOOL I WISH I HAD A ****ING GUN.


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Me and a few friends (like 4-6) were playing with a soccer ball during gym class .

These two quotes seem contradictory.


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Dipping his nuts in your mouth?

That seems like an important detail.


holy shit lmao
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Dec 10, 2008 1:55 AM #311262
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Dipping his nuts in your mouth?

That seems like an important detail.


No no no

Here's how it went:

me and friend were playfighting

he knocks me to the ground

other friend of mine comes out and sits on me to prevent me from getting up

OTHER friend teabags me. Not the extremely gay way (balls in mouth), the moderately gay way (crouching on their head.) I didn't even see his pants, he sat on my ****ing ear.

Simultaneously, the nigger that knocked me down took my shoes.

I ran through gym to get shoes, after being let up.

Received shoes, but I stepped in piss along the way.

went back to friends and started beating them with wet sock

they took it and threw it in the ceiling, where it still was today.
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Dec 10, 2008 1:56 AM #311263
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These two quotes seem contradictory.




holy shit lmao


A few friends =/= whole school.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:07 AM #311272
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A few friends =/= whole school.


Wow I didn't think I was going to actually have to explain that. I was trying to say: the fact that you said you wanted to shoot up your school leads me to believe that you don't actually have any friends.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:09 AM #311274
umm... nice story?
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Dec 10, 2008 2:12 AM #311276
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You fight frequently?


I hate a lot of people. And they hate me.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:14 AM #311277
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Wow I didn't think I was going to actually have to explain that. I was trying to say: the fact that you said you wanted to shoot up your school leads me to believe that you don't actually have any friends.


Who said I wanted to shoot them? Shooting is a great way to relieve stress. After I types this thread up I went and shot at some water bottles in my backyard with a BB gun and I felt a lot better. I just want a gun, though.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:17 AM #311281
Dude, you shouldn't have to resort to guns to relieve stress.

Punching small animals does the trick.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:31 AM #311288
I just punch my punching bag.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:33 AM #311289
Did Ian have any part of this? He told me you fell in a trashcan.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:49 AM #311305
It sounds more like you're one of those guys who everyone messes with because you're a softy and even though you're considered a "friend", you always get the shorter end of the stick no matter the situation.


Haha
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Dec 10, 2008 2:50 AM #311307
Sounds like you need better friends.
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Dec 10, 2008 2:57 AM #311310
Heh, in my school people make gay jokes on their own expense all the time. No one gives a shit.

I have seen a lot of teenage high school comedy dramas though, so I can probably help you out.
It usually begins with some huge misunderstanding leading to the whole school believing that the protagonist is gay.
Then the best friend of the protagonist leaves the protagonist because popularity is more important.
The next half hour is spent showing how the life of the protagonist now sucks, and finally he decides to do something.
This something involves a) hiring a badass ex-soldier for protection.
b) Holding a patriotic speech encouraging all children to unite in a massive attack against the antagonist (You should establish who the antagonist in your story is. To me the most likely one seems to be one of the black girls, as there were three of them and most antagonists have two evil sidekicks).
or c) standing up for himself.
Whichever you chose will result in success. Your best friend will see your machoness and realise that his love for you is more important than his newfound popularity.
The girl you like will be impressed by your heroism and realise that you are the alpha-male she has always wanted.
The antagonist will be humiliated and never bully anyone again.
If you decide to drag the story a little longer:
You are now very popular, but you become arrogant, abandoning your friend in a very heterosexual way, and leaving your girlfriend.
Your arrogance will lead to your downfall.
Suddenly all your friends ignore you, and you will realise they were only with you because of you popularity.
You realise that only two people ever really cared about you. You run to your girlfriend and heterosexual best friend, and in a cheesy speech you apologize the them both. They take you back.
Moral: love>popularity.
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Dec 10, 2008 3:06 AM #311322
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Heh, in my school people make gay jokes on their own expense all the time. No one gives a shit.

I have seen a lot of teenage high school comedy dramas though, so I can probably help you out.
It usually begins with some huge misunderstanding leading to the whole school believing that the protagonist is gay.
Then the best friend of the protagonist leaves the protagonist because popularity is more important.
The next half hour is spent showing how the life of the protagonist now sucks, and finally he decides to do something.
This something involves a) hiring a badass ex-soldier for protection.
b) Holding a patriotic speech encouraging all children to unite in a massive attack against the antagonist (You should establish who the antagonist in your story is. To me the most likely one seems to be one of the black girls, as there were three of them and most antagonists have two evil sidekicks).
or c) standing up for himself.
Whichever you chose will result in success. Your best friend will see your machoness and realise that his love for you is more important than his newfound popularity.
The girl you like will be impressed by your heroism and realise that you are the alpha-male she has always wanted.
The antagonist will be humiliated and never bully anyone again.
If you decide to drag the story a little longer:
You are now very popular, but you become arrogant, abandoning your friend in a very heterosexual way, and leaving your girlfriend.
Your arrogance will lead to your downfall.
Suddenly all your friends ignore you, and you will realise they were only with you because of you popularity.
You realise that only two people ever really cared about you. You run to your girlfriend and heterosexual best friend, and in a cheesy speech you apologize the them both. They take you back.
Moral: love>popularity.


30 years later you are killed in a drive-by shooting.