Quote from STUFF

It sounds more like you're one of those guys who everyone messes with because you're a softy and even though you're considered a "friend", you always get the shorter end of the stick no matter the situation.


Haha

Quote from noobett

Did Ian have any part of this? He told me you fell in a trashcan.

Quote from alive

Heh, in my school people make gay jokes on their own expense all the time. No one gives a shit.

I have seen a lot of teenage high school comedy dramas though, so I can probably help you out.
It usually begins with some huge misunderstanding leading to the whole school believing that the protagonist is gay.
Then the best friend of the protagonist leaves the protagonist because popularity is more important.
The next half hour is spent showing how the life of the protagonist now sucks, and finally he decides to do something.
This something involves a) hiring a badass ex-soldier for protection.
b) Holding a patriotic speech encouraging all children to unite in a massive attack against the antagonist (You should establish who the antagonist in your story is. To me the most likely one seems to be one of the black girls, as there were three of them and most antagonists have two evil sidekicks).
or c) standing up for himself.

No, the antagonist was the dick who teabagged me. The black girls were just spreading a rumor.
Whichever you chose will result in success. Your best friend will see your machoness and realise that his love for you is more important than his newfound popularity.
He isn't really a best friend, I've just known him for awhile. I could live without him.
The girl you like will be impressed by your heroism and realise that you are the alpha-male she has always wanted.
Her ex is said football player, one who spreads shit. I've known him for a few years also ans if she didn't like his machoness then she won't like anyone's.
The antagonist will be humiliated and never bully anyone again.
He didn't really bully. He was just messing around.
If you decide to drag the story a little longer:
You are now very popular, but you become arrogant, abandoning your friend in a very heterosexual way, and leaving your girlfriend.
No thanks.
Your arrogance will lead to your downfall.
Suddenly all your friends ignore you, and you will realise they were only with you because of you popularity.
You realise that only two people ever really cared about you. You run to your girlfriend and heterosexual best friend, and in a cheesy speech you apologize the them both. They take you back.
Moral: love>popularity.

Quote from Strelok

I think by the time this rumor about me trying to punch this kid in the face (I was already asked by a few people today why I "punched him in the face." At first I told the people that asked that I didn't actually hit him, and then I decided to just start saying "He broke my glasses.") spreads then everyone will forget about what happened yesterday.

Quote from Fr0zEnPh0eNiX

....

I almost don't want to say anything about anything you've said this entire thread, but you make it hard to resist.

It's especially temping to just say... "LOL GAY"... but...


Ah **** it, I'm tired of the high road.




























[SIZE="6"]AW GAY.[/SIZE]

Quote from Strelok

Stop being so grumpy, grumpyman.

What, am I supposed to hope the rumor goes away magically? I would much rather have a rumor going around that I punched a kid in the face for breaking my glasses over getting balls in my throat.

Quote from Fr0zEnPh0eNiX

Eh, rumors pass. They always do.

Aside from ones like this, this one will follow you to the ends of the earth.

Quote from Myself

The one kid was teasing me, so I cut off his head and stuck it on a pike. I've had no trouble since.

Quote from salsapunisher101

Now, don't shoot up your school, that'd just be stupid and weak.

Quote from Krob

So..

Did you actucally get Tea-bagged or no?

Cause that's hawt <3

Quote from American Patriot

He isn't going to do squat because he knows he'd get taken out the second he goes for his pockets. Oh, and his daddy has his service pistol locked up in the footlocker under his bed.

Quote from American Patriot

He isn't going to do squat because he knows he'd get taken out the second he goes for his pockets. Oh, and his daddy has his service pistol locked up in the footlocker under his bed.

Quote from salsapunisher101

hah probably by the same guys who tea bagged him originally.

Quote from Strelok

What the **** is with you?

Quote from Strelok

To start off, I need to go back to yesterday. Me and a few friends (like 4-6) were playing with a soccer ball during gym class . Me and this other dude start play-fighting, and he knocks me down and another dude (Like 6'8'12 and weighs 300 pounds.) sits on top of me. another friend tea-bagged me (as in the Halo kind. No actual balls.) and the dude who knocked me down took my shoes. I chased the kid who took my shoes down the gym, and stepped in something I can only assume was piss because it looked like piss and smelled like piss.