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Jan 2, 2009 11:36 PM #327263
Bah, I was close enough!
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Jan 3, 2009 2:22 AM #327469
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Bah, I was close enough!

How is "Santa Clause's red outfit came from the Coca-Cola corporation!" even remotely close to "It didn't." ?
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Jan 3, 2009 2:26 AM #327474
It came from a newspaper depicting Santa Clause which Coca Cola then picked up on a few years later.



CLOSE ENOUGH, I SAY!
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Jan 3, 2009 2:31 AM #327476
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It came from a newspaper depicting Santa Clause which Coca Cola then picked up on a few years later.



CLOSE ENOUGH, I SAY!

60 years is a few years later?
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Jan 3, 2009 3:08 AM #327504
Oh **** you .
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Jan 4, 2009 12:16 AM #328491
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60 years is a few years later?


In geological time.
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Jan 5, 2009 5:05 AM #329486
Christmas is Satans holiday. He tricks young children into forgetting about Jesus' birthday and to think about his alter ego, Santa Claus(AKA SATAN LUCAS[Lucifer]) get it? Man in a 'red' suit. Going down the chimmney and out the 'fire' place?
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Jan 6, 2009 2:41 AM #330163
Dude, you need help...
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Jan 14, 2009 4:16 AM #336701
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Christmas is Satans holiday. He tricks young children into forgetting about Jesus' birthday and to think about his alter ego, Santa Claus(AKA SATAN LUCAS[Lucifer]) get it? Man in a 'red' suit. Going down the chimmney and out the 'fire' place?

Apart from Satan is a biblical concept of evil and is not real; your concept may actually be of the almost complete bullshit ranking!
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Jan 14, 2009 4:17 AM #336704
It's a joke, and it's been used before. By Dana Carvey, no less.
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Jan 16, 2009 4:54 AM #338621
What I hate is that around christmas everyone makes such a big deal. Black Friday for example the worker at a store was trampled, and for what? So some 21 year old that lives in his parents basement could buy a video game.... what a waste
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Jan 16, 2009 6:45 AM #338698
Let this thread die already.
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Jan 27, 2009 2:29 PM #346611
Santa wearing red suit was an idea crated by Coca Cola, as an advertising campaign. >_>
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Jan 27, 2009 4:25 PM #346646
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AND. NO. ONE. ELSE. BUMP. THIS. SHIT.

in fact, I'm closing this thread now, all that needs to be debated has been.