salt water would make me full/taste good

I thought cereal killers killed cereal.

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I thought cereal killers killed cereal.

Christ... .

I remember when I didn't know what a MILF was, lol.

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God was real.

Holy shit breakthrough


I thought that to make a printer work, you had to put the paper through the power cord then send it into the computer some how...

I taught monsters were real. So I was afraid to be alone in the dark.

I also taught sharks and whales live in swimming pools. But I still have the phobia of whales.

I was a pokemon fan and a digimon fan. So once, I had both cd's in the disc tray. Thinking they would meet up.

Instead, the cd tray ****ed up and I didn't got my pokemon and digimon cd back )':

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I taught monsters were real. So I was afraid to be alone in the dark.

I also taught sharks and whales live in swimming pools. But I still have the phobia of whales.

I was a pokemon fan and a digimon fan. So once, I had both cd's in the disc tray. Thinking they would meet up.

Instead, the cd tray ****ed up and I didn't got my pokemon and digimon cd back )':

How did you go about teaching them?

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I thought monsters were real. So I was afraid to be alone in the dark.

I also thought sharks and whales lived in swimming pools. But I still have the phobia of whales.

I was a pokemon fan and a digimon fan. So once, I had both cd's in the disc tray thinking they would meet up.

Instead, the cd tray ****ed up and I didn't get my pokemon and digimon cd back )':

Are you completely illiterate? lol

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Are you completely illiterate? lol

It's "Thought" not "Thaught".

damn, i suck at spelling, i was pointing out grammar.

:D

I shall correct it.

It's "grammar" not "grammer".
Heh, sorry.

Told you I can't spell. <-perfect grammar and spelling.

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God was real.

Lol, you beat me too it.

I had nightmares when I read Luke 12:10 in the Bible.

Quote from Luke 12:10

And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven.

I asked my pastor about it, and he told me that what it meant was that if I doubted the existence of God, I would go to hell. (Yeah, he was actually that blunt)

I was terrified because I actually did that once. I had nightmares for weeks.

Later, I learned more about it, but as a child, I was horrified.



Oh, and I believed that Silly Putty would dissolve to nothing if left out too long.

I thought my dad was santa, cuz i saw him putting gifts under the tree that the next day said, "from santa"

I'm kind of sucking at grammar because of the hols. Ah well.. School starts today anyway.