I thought my dad literally flew to work, when he'd say "Gotta fly".

I thought I could breath underwater. That was my first nosebleed

Oh, I also thought the power lines were moving as I watched them in the car, and I thought they'd keep going up forever if the poles didn't "hit" them.

i thought my dad was a magician when he drove under underpasses on rainy days.

I used to think that girls were allowed to choose who they had sex with.

I thought that if you ate the letter sweets letters "c,a,t" in order you would turn into a cat - that's what my dad told me. I had to read the letters to make sure they didnt spell anything...

Oh and I thought a fanny was just flat (no holes), and didnt know anything about erections so I thought boys just rubbed their dicks on the girls pussy and then they would get pregnant. I never actually thought/asked how the baby came out...

Also, I didn't know girls had nipples...

I thought that all a guy needed to do to get a girl pregnant was to piss in the girl. Like Cartman

I realize that I led a very unsheltered life. I knew many accurate things about the world at a younger age...

Is that good or bad?

I thought that light bulbs were trapped souls of people and were tortured to burn brightly. Also I thought that whenever I went to the beach,if I went into the water, I would automatically drown,die,and get eaten by fishes. And that my penis was actually a living being that attached itself to my crotch and brought luggage to live there. And when it was angry,it got hard.
Then,at 11, I learned basic time/space physics,like how it is IMPOSSIBLE to predict the future,because- I'm not explaining here,it'd take too long.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

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I thought that light bulbs were trapped souls of people and were tortured to burn brightly. Also I thought that whenever I went to the beach,if I went into the water, I would automatically drown,die,and get eaten by fishes. And that my penis was actually a living being that attached itself to my crotch and brought luggage to live there. And when it was angry,it got hard.
Then,at 11, I learned basic time/space physics,like how it is IMPOSSIBLE to predict the future,because- I'm not explaining here,it'd take too long.

Except for that last bit, you were a ****ed up kid.

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I thought that light bulbs were trapped souls of people and were tortured to burn brightly. Also I thought that whenever I went to the beach,if I went into the water, I would automatically drown,die,and get eaten by fishes. And that my penis was actually a living being that attached itself to my crotch and brought luggage to live there. And when it was angry,it got hard.

Good attempt at being funny by listening extremely false things that you "believed in" Although even if you had believed them it wouldn't be funny because they are extremely ridiculous.

well, that thing someone said earlier about the world moving in the opposite direction instead of us walking, wasn't that one if Einsteins theories?

That every pool in the world had a hidden grate in it that hid several great whites, and that if I went into the pool they would get released.

Also, Miniman's shark one is right, at least in Georgia. There are sharks everywhere, but they're pretty tiny.

**** having water that's dirtier than McDonalds.

I used to think Santa Claus and what not were real.

I used to think that spinach acctually gave you super strength.

I used to think that super powers were real.

I used to think people followed me.

I used to think I had invisible wings.

I found out about porn at super early age so when I saw it, I used to think girls just had an asshole and it hurt them when they had sex.

I used to think sperm was piss.

I used to think women chose when the baby came out.

I used to think you grew two more penises from you balls.

I'll post some more things when/if I remember.

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well, that thing someone said earlier about the world moving in the opposite direction instead of us walking, wasn't that one if Einsteins theories?

Why the hell would that be one of his theories? The world can't move in the opposite direction of everyone walking everywhere. That's common sense.