you totally should have made out with her right there.

Stuff, your sig is missing an S.

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Stuff, your sig is missing an S.

No, it's not.

For an awkward moment: A friend and I were visiting her grand mother, when the grand mother suddenly started talking about how she was a clean woman that never had had sex in her life, and also asked us whether we were "sexually active".

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Stuff, your sig is missing an S.

No, it's not.

Well here's a story of my friend from a few months back. We were sitting at some deli place eating sandwiches and two girls walk in and both were pretty hot so my friend was looking at them and suddenly, one of the girls looked back at him, so he stared at in another direction. At this very moment, he takes out a dorito from his bag of chips and tries to put it in his mouth, but the chip was so big that it wouldn't fit. Basically, the girl was looking at him trying to fit that chip into his mouth. It was hilarious for my friends and I, but probably really embarassing for him.

Last night this happened,

Me and my friend were at a high school basketball game, and sat at the section between how to get out/concessions and where all the hot girls were sitting. Basically everytime a hot girl walked by, we just leaned over and checked out there ass for a little. Anyways, My friend was leaning over when this chic walked by who had really long hair. well she turns around and asks him what he is looking at. Turns out she was a "he" I just started cracking up in both of there faces.

I was in town with 2 friends today and in the middle of the town was a protest. The Palestine thing and shit. They were sorrounded by Police for some reason. Maybe they thought they'd pull out some explosives and blow shit up in the name of peace, I don't know.

But, as I walked past, not thinking, I said "Oh, this doesn't concern me. I'm white." I put my head down and kept walking after realising how loud I had said it.

Nick = Russian kid who bothers everyone in my school
Marc = Me!!!
Tim = A friend of mine

Setting: Breakfast at my school
Nick: Wassup Marc.
Marc: Hi.
Nick: Java Class is starting to get hard for me.
Marc: Yeah, the final projects are coming up.
Nick: Yeah, I'm gonna do something simple like falldown. what do you plan on doing.
Marc: I don't know yet.
Nick: Oh you must have something in mind, we start working on it tomorrow and you have to have an idea!
Marc: Well I don't seem to.
Nick: C'mon, do you just have something that will blow everyone away and don't want me to copy it?
Marc: Why would I want to impress 23 tools who think the teacher is an all-knowing prophet?
Nick: I want to know, faggot!
Marc: Alright, I plan to kidnap a russian kid, put on my camera, record me ripping out his eyes and ****ing the eye sockets, put it into animated GIF format and make a pong ball out of the image.
Nick: Racist.
Tim: I thought you were jewish.
Nick: I'd never be Jewish.
Marc: What, do you hate jews?
Nick: Sorta.
Tim: Then who's the real racist here, Nick?
Nick: Well you're the german kid, you're supposed to be the one who hates jews!
Marc: And I'm swiss so i must love chocolate covered cheese, ja?
Tim: yes.
Marc: Thank you, tim.
Tim: Nick is racist.
Nick: and **** you too tim.
Marc: I'll see you tonight, Nick.

This happened yesterday. Not the most awkward conversation but I thought I'd bring it up in a thread about conversations...

that doesn't seem awkward at all.

He put on an awkward face of defeat afterwards. I just want to belong. 3:

there was one time where i was singing the flood by escape the fate at the top of my lungs (i thought i was home alone), and my sister walked out of the shower naked. it made me fall down 2 flights of stairs and i still have nightmares about it.

I would be more interested in the naked sister.


How old is she?

lolno. shes 15 and she scared the shit out of me. later i found out that she thought she was alone, too.

You were afraid of a naked 15 year old girl?


Your gay, man. Really ****ing gay.

nononon. she walked out when i thought no one was home. she also hit me with the ****ing door.