I'll post a "would you rather" or a "This or That" question, then the person below me will answer it and provide their own question for the next person.

Would you rather shove a barbed stake up your ass, or gouge out your eye with a pencil?

Definitely the barbed stake, I love my eyes and can't live without them.

Would you rather get hit full-force in the face with a baseball bat, or get a major-league pitch thrown into your nuts?

Baseball bat, i love my nuts and can't live without them.

Would you rather have sex with a porcupine or a hot girl who so happens to be HIV positive?

To be perfectly honest, that hit to the face would probably leave me brain damaged, if not kill me. Plus my face would be so mangled that it would probbly be left deformed.

As much as I love my nuts, and as painful as it would be, I would go with the pitch to my nuts.

EDIT: zawmbee, I would do the hot chick for sure.

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To be perfectly honest, that hit to the face would probably leave me brain damaged, if not kill me. Plus my face would be so mangled that it would probbly be left deformed.

As much as I love my nuts, and as painful as it would be, I would go with the pitch to my nuts.

EDIT: zawmbee, I would do the hot chick for sure.

pitch = 160km/h

bat = 80km/h

you also forgot the question

WOULD YOU EAT A BOWL OF DICK OR COUNT HOE MANY BLADES OF GRASS ARE ON YOUR LAWN?

Uh, I'd like to say that I'd count the blades, but eating a bowl of dick would be easier.

Would you rather have each of your teeth pulled out without anesthesia, or fall from a five-story building and land on your feet?

I've done the latter, so I choose the latter.

Would you kill your mother or father lolollolo

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pitch = 160km/h

bat = 80km/h

you also forgot the question

WOULD YOU EAT A BOWL OF DICK OR COUNT HOE MANY BLADES OF GRASS ARE ON YOUR LAWN?

I would count the grass blades.

Would you rather be able to become invisible, or have endless stamina?

That's a hard one. I'd probably chose to become invisible.

Would you rather grow a second dick out of your forehead, or grow two testicles hanging from your ears?

doesn't matter, I'd just get either one surgically removed.

Would you rather suck a dick or suck a sack?

a sack OF POTATOES LOL

Stalin or Putin?

Or better yeah, PALIN or Putin?

No secks, i can jack off.

EVERYONE KEEPS FORGETING TO QUESTION >:L

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