What would you do if someone broke into YOUR house, and to shake things up a bit... the phone lines were cut?
And your cell phone is either dead, broken, lost, or you don't get signal

And yes your IN the house.

But all guns and other weapons are available.

obviously i will kill the guy....


what else will i do?

... Well some people don't have the strength or the confidence to kill someone.

but i do. mwauahahahhaha

I have a collection of Samurai swords in my room. Hm.
But that's too easy.

I'd clumb out of my window, knock on my front door. Then, run around the back and climb over my back fence. I would then break into my house by pushing the patio door open.
After doing this, I would hide behind the sofa and wait for the right time. Then, I would pull my pants down and run at the guy screaming in the girliest scream possible.
I, personally, would find it really ****ing scary to have a naked guy run at me from the dark with his pants down.

Yes, I would kill him.

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I have a collection of Samurai swords in my room. Hm.
But that's too easy.

I'd clumb out of my window, knock on my front door. Then, run around the back and climb over my back fence. I would then break into my house by pushing the patio door open.
After doing this, I would hide behind the sofa and wait for the right time. Then, I would pull my pants down and run at the guy screaming in the girliest scream possible.
I, personally, would find it really ****ing scary to have a naked guy run at me from the dark with his pants down.

OK, now THAT'S........ creative.

I agree lol hahahaha

Hide .
I can always buy some more stuff

What i would do is wait for the guy to go to the kitchen right. And for some reason whatsoever i don't have the protective panels over my outlets, (which for some odd reason i usually don't.) I would be by the circuit breaker and its just in the other room around the corner. If i time it right i would shut off the power to the kitchen just as he pulls out the microwave or any other appliance, Making the burglar think, "What the **** just happened?" or, "Did i do that?" I would use that time by sneaking out the window, going to my cellar, and grabbing my dads sniper rifle with the suppressor on it. Then i would run into the woods since i live in a rural area. Get into a position where i can cover all exits, then wait for the poor B******.


And yes i know how to use it.

... To SOME extent anyway.

My stair-case is way too old and creaky to safely and quietly travel down, so I would have to stay upstairs. I'd hide in the closet with the nearest weapon I could find. I have a guitar opposite my bed, iron bar beside my bed, three wall-hanger swords in my closet. Three to four knives on my desk (second choice after the iron bar.) Computer monitor. A few airsoft guns, the stock would cause some head trauma if hit in the head x number of times, the primary use of them is ultimately useless. Rack to hang clothes in the closet, rack to hang pants/shirts in my bathroom, the lid to the toilet chamber, T.V. remotes, printer, guns when I have them.

I wouldn't try to kill, but I wouldn't hold back. Yay for the Castle Doctrine.

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the primary use of them is ultimately useless.

Who says he's armed? It may only take you holding a seemingly real semi-automatic weapon for him to hit the ground running.

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What i would do is wait for the guy to go to the kitchen right. And for some reason whatsoever i don't have the protective panels over my outlets, (which for some odd reason i usually don't.) I would be by the circuit breaker and its just in the other room around the corner. If i time it right i would shut off the power to the kitchen just as he pulls out the microwave or any other appliance, Making the burglar think, "What the **** just happened?" or, "Did i do that?" I would use that time by sneaking out the window, going to my cellar, and grabbing my dads sniper rifle with the suppressor on it. Then i would run into the woods since i live in a rural area. Get into a position where i can cover all exits, then wait for the poor B******.


And yes i know how to use it.

... To SOME extent anyway.

You're a fucking idiot.

A "sniper rifle?" Really? There's no such thing outside of CoD4, fuckface.

I bet you're going to come back all aggressive and telling me I'm wrong.

Kudos for saying suppressor instead of "silencer," though.

Strelok got it. I'm still thinking of what i would really do.

Yes i lied to see what people would say.

Though snipers exist, or did i misunderstand you?

Huge screw up for me to use one if i had one even if i was in danger. Juvy or Jail and big fine.