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I'm 13 I wont be able to fight a 20+ old man.

You wouldn't be able to fight a 13+ year old man.

Although, judging by how fucking thick your skull is you might have a chance if you charge them like a bull for massive damage, then jump out of your window onto a rake as a finisher.

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But all guns and other weapons are available.

HOUES IS A NATIONAL THREAT NUKE THAT SHIT

and i'd lock the burgler in the basement.

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Then i would dump boiling water on him to scare him/her away.

Where do you get said boiling water.

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You're a fucking idiot.

A "sniper rifle?" Really? There's no such thing outside of CoD4, fuckface.

Lol

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Yes i lied to see what people would say.

NO IM NOT AN IDIOTH I SWEAR IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

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While the cycle of a shotgun has enough of an intimidation factor to make anyone shit their pants, an airsoft gun does not sound like it at all. It's pretty much useless unless you want to hit him with it.

this

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I'd probably rape the guy.

This

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What did I lie about?

u

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you lied about lieing.

y

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Oh man, there's a .gif I should really post right now.

do it

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Ok, i give up, i haven't slept in 18 hours so i surrender to socks. Persistent

Before i stir up even MORE trouble apparently.

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ur teh bad ass

I'd hide in this cubby hole in im my room, either with the big kitchen knife if possible, or if not, my cricket bat or metal pole in my room (the pole is something to do with my weight bench - it unlocks the seat).

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wait a second, Why would i lie to cover up something if i just admitted it?

I take the surrender back.

It's too late!

Realistically, I would grab my knife and hide in my closet.

I've got a smallish baseball bat, not too small though, just not full size in my room. If they were upstairs I would hide behind my door and when they came into my room and saw my PS3, 360 and computer, so go to grab them, just crack them over the skull and if I don't knock them out, take a full blown punt between their legs, FIGHTING DIRTY.

If they were downstairs, however. I'd go down my stairs quietly, and simply wait to find one and just swing for the face... With the bat, that is.
I'd fight any that were 6 foot or less with my fists like.

I'd use all the guns, I'd kill myself.

i'd go make the guy a cup of tea and a crumpet.

What if he doesn't like crumpets? What then?

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i'd go make the guy a cup of tea and a crumpet.

Win.


Well I'd probably wouldn't wake and find myself robbed the next day. That's what happened the last time.
If I would wake, I'd probably assume it's the cat's downstairs fighting it out so i'd go down in my underpants to get the damn cats to cut the racket.
Finding myself in my underpants looking at a strangers going trough our stuff...


Which either means, if it's a female she obviously would fall for my irrisitible body. Or when it's a guy he'd be intimidated by my raging buldge, running of scared...

Unrealistically speaking I'd grab my sickle and cut open their ribcage while they'd still be alive and eat their hearth out... duh...

Well, I would grab my clay football-money-box, go to the bathroom, lock myself there and wait. Then, I would hit him with my money-box, grab the shower hose, and hit, hit and hit. :P

I would definetly hide in the secret attic and throw a walkie talkie down and make dirty noises then while he was intreged by the uh noise I would drop my fat cat on him and that will send him running

sorry my comp freaked