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I must change the world.

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Jan 19, 2009 12:16 PM #340833
So, I've been talking with people, and after getting screwed over many times by police,gangs, etc. All becasue this system is run by rules, and sometimes police have to follow guidelines and justice isn't served. i've decided I want to take a route to help people, some may call it being a vigilante, but i just want to do the right thing. I've started learning other languages, and plan to attend ninjutsu training, is there any other martial arts, as for equipment, i am still in talks about getting nanotech armor, based on a 6 year plan (as i know I won't be able to become a super hero over night)

i've read all about the red berets, truth power, etc, but they work with the law, and i realized, i wouldn't want to do the same.


So, any advice would be much welcomed and considered.


p.s. some people might think im a little obsessed or whatever or crazy, okay, i've heard this before, i don't care about hearing about it, if thats your opinion and you feel you need to make it known, please bold it, and make it really big font. but other wise, don't waste my time.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:26 PM #340834
NO. YOU WILL NOT ACHIEVE ANYTHING. NINJITSU WILL NOT HELP. YOU ARE 13. YOU ARE NOT A NINJA. YOU WILL NOT GET POWER ARMOUR. YOU ARE A DRONE LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS PLANET. YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET.

THE SYSTEM IS RUN BY RULES FOR A REASON. JUSTICE IS ALWAYS SERVED, USUALLY COLD WITH A SIDE OF PEAS AND DISMEMBERMENT. YOU CAN HELP BY NOT DOING ANYTHING. YOU ARE NOT A VIGILANTE, VIGILANTES ACHIEVE THINGS. SPEAKING MORE LANGUAGES WILL NOT HELP YOU BE A SUPER HERO. WAS SUPERMAN BI-LINGUAL? **** NO. 6 YEAR PLAN. LOL.


LOL RED BERETS ONLY TAKE THE COOL KIDS. TRUTH POWER? WHAT? ETC.

HERE IS MY ADVICE.

NO.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:33 PM #340836
If it wasn't for your naruto ****ing avatar, people would have taken this a little bit more seriously.

but youre still ****ing stupid.

i mean

i opened this thread after reading the title
and then i saw your avatar

and i already knew what it was about. stupid ninja shit.

protip: ninjas can't dodge bullets
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Jan 19, 2009 12:36 PM #340837
WAIT I'VE GOT MORE.

NINJAS CAN'T DODGE BULLETS.

EDIT: BUT THEY CAN NINJA MY POSTS AND STEAL WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.

>:U
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Jan 19, 2009 12:37 PM #340838
I am not stupid. I will change the world.
If you think you can stop me, you are wrong.
No matter what happens, I will become Hokage one day.
This is justice.

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Jan 19, 2009 12:38 PM #340840
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?

EDIT: ALSO. I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD MORE THAN YOU.

I JUST KICKED A BEETLE. I HAVE JUST DONE MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:44 PM #340844
Good for you. To be serious, I must change the world. I will make people acknowledge my existence. I already have figured out a name I will go under.
That name is

Zero.

This is my costume design.
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I think it looks sexy and badass.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:45 PM #340845
No .
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Jan 19, 2009 12:47 PM #340846
A spacebar can't change the world. That's just silly.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:49 PM #340847
Neither can a zero.

Also someone's been watching too many movies.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:49 PM #340848
Why do you guys think im kidding, i've actually started learning these languages, at 7 years, I will of saved by various money saving abilities over $300,000, as long as put $60,000 away this year, and the nanotech armor

http://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/2-15842.aspx

So it is quite possible to obtain such an armor, and with the right connections, i believe i can do it, when it comes to words when I'm serious I always get the job done. So, is anyone gonna help or no?
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Jan 19, 2009 12:52 PM #340850
Spacebar. I propose a serious wager.

I challenge you to a race around the world. Meet me in Lester Square at noon tomorrow.
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Jan 19, 2009 12:53 PM #340851
Wait, how are WE supposed to help? I thought you posted this here for our amusement.

EDIT:

OH IT'S ON
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Jan 19, 2009 12:53 PM #340852
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Well good luck with that!
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Jan 19, 2009 12:57 PM #340856
I think he just realized that no-one actually cares.

EDIT: YOU'RE 16?

HOLY BALLS. GROW THE **** UP.
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