Joe Satriani

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Jan 31, 2009 2:46 AM #348971
You guys hear of him? I am fearful that this will get 0 replies.

He's a very talented musician and I recommend looking him up.
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Jan 31, 2009 3:01 AM #348976
maybe a link will help this thread get more recognition
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Jan 31, 2009 3:05 AM #348978
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You guys hear of him? I am fearful that this will get 0 replies.


Why? He's pretty well-known.

He's definitely talented and some of his songs are pretty catchy, but I got bored of him after a few weeks. Also Audix, I'm sure you've heard about this lately.
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Jan 31, 2009 4:32 AM #349035
I don't like him at all. He sucks at guitar.
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Jan 31, 2009 10:21 PM #349511
Kveyo, you are such an idiot. He's a great guitar player, and if you can't see that, then you are either deaf or you have no clue what real guitar playing is. His songs may not sound "hard", but the technique he uses can make anything difficult to play.
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Jan 31, 2009 11:40 PM #349570
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Kveyo, you are such an idiot. He's a great guitar player, and if you can't see that, then you are either deaf or you have no clue what real guitar playing is. His songs may not sound "hard", but the technique he uses can make anything difficult to play.


Yes, I'm an idiot for having an opinion.

Coming from the guy who hung himself.

He doesn't put any soul into his guitar playing. All he cares about is sounding good, which is not the same as playing good.
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Feb 1, 2009 7:11 AM #349735
Listen to always with you always with me, he puts a LOT of his soul into his music.
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Feb 1, 2009 8:25 AM #349757
as a completely unbiased opinion, he sucks horse shit. From what I saw he just spazzes out onto his guitar and everyone freaks out because he's playing fast. THE ONE guitarist I knew of before this, Frank Zappa, owns the shit out of him in every way possible, every single way. If you would listen closer to his "theory" he plays no out notes, no phrases, all it is is him playing the cookie cutter scale fast over and over again. And on top of that he just looks like a douchebag.
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Feb 1, 2009 3:17 PM #349946
As a completely unbiased opinion, he sucks horse shit. From what I saw he just rapes his guitar and everybody freaks out because he's raping it hard. THE ONE guitarist I knew of before this, Slash, owns the dick out of him in every way possible, every single way. If you would listen closer to his ''theory'' he plays no out notes, no phrases, all it is is him raping the guitar harder over and over again. On top of that he looks like godzilla.
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Feb 1, 2009 4:43 PM #350040
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as a completely unbiased opinion, he sucks horse shit. From what I saw he just spazzes out onto his guitar and everyone freaks out because he's playing fast. THE ONE guitarist I knew of before this, Frank Zappa, owns the shit out of him in every way possible, every single way. If you would listen closer to his "theory" he plays no out notes, no phrases, all it is is him playing the cookie cutter scale fast over and over again. And on top of that he just looks like a douchebag.


Actually his big thing is not playing fast. If you are thinking he's fast, you haven't really listened to ANY of his music. Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, and George Lynch. Again, if you haven't, LISTEN TO "ALWAYS WITH YOU ALWAYS WITH ME","Crystal Planet", or "Summer Song".

@MoD,

Slash has nothing on Jpe Satriani, I would've respected your post if you didn't have to make a gay ass combo.
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Feb 1, 2009 4:46 PM #350044
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Actually his big thing is not playing fast. If you are thinking he's fast, you haven't really listened to ANY of his music. Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, and George Lynch. Again, if you haven't, LISTEN TO "ALWAYS WITH YOU ALWAYS WITH ME","Crystal Planet", or "Summer Song".

@MoD,

Slash has nothing on Jpe Satriani, I would've respected your post if you didn't have to make a gay ass combo.

I was just taking the piss out of Dinomuts post. Joe Satriani is okay, I dont listen to him much however.
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Feb 1, 2009 10:09 PM #350267
Quote from Wartooth
Actually his big thing is not playing fast. If you are thinking he's fast, you haven't really listened to ANY of his music. Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert, and George Lynch. Again, if you haven't, LISTEN TO "ALWAYS WITH YOU ALWAYS WITH ME","Crystal Planet", or "Summer Song".

@MoD,

Slash has nothing on Jpe Satriani, I would've respected your post if you didn't have to make a gay ass combo.


Are you saying Satriani is better than Slash?
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Feb 2, 2009 5:47 AM #350605
Why yes I am, and because you don't agree, I got to bring this to your attention. Joe Satriani is recognized as one of the greatest guitarists in the world by Slash. Joe Satriani plays a G3 tour with Steve Vai, Paul Gilbert, and Yngwie Malmsteen every year as the headliner. Joe Satriani taught Steve Vai and Kirk Hammet, without him, Metallica wouldn't have existed as we know it and we wouldn't have seen Steve Vai(Another great guitarist) at all.

EDIT: You obviously don't have any knowledge of Instrumental rock theory.
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Feb 2, 2009 5:59 AM #350616
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Why yes I am, and because you don't agree, I got to bring this to your attention. Joe Satriani is recognized as one of the greatest guitarists in the world by Slash. Joe Satriani plays a G3 tour with Steve Vai, Paul Gilbert, and Yngwie Malmsteen every year as the headliner. Joe Satriani taught Steve Vai and Kirk Hammet, without him, Metallica wouldn't have existed as we know it and we wouldn't have seen Steve Vai(Another great guitarist) at all.

EDIT: You obviously don't have any knowledge of Instrumental rock theory.


I'm pretty sure I know alot more than you, since you're suckin' Joe Satriani's dick and all.

EDIT: All the people you mentioned in your post are people I don't really give a shit about (not saying that they suck), except for Slash.
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Feb 2, 2009 11:08 AM #350711
He still has nothing on Prince, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, Buckethead, Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page.