Crappy Things that have Happened to You
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Mar 12, 2009 3:52 AM #372544
Don't worry about that shit when you're 14, it doesn't matter. At that point, people only go out with other people for reputation and maybe poon.
Mar 12, 2009 3:55 AM #372545
hmm...
i guess its funny how my reaction went. in words it went like this:
Cheyanne says:
Hey! i was single for like 5 seconds
zymn says:
what? O__o
Cheyanne says:
i was single for like a minute or two!
zymn says:
what happened?...
Cheyanne says:
he broke up with me and then taylor asked me out!(:
zymn says:
gbhvhbgnbhng hbnghbgnhbgnhbnj
Cheyanne says:
whatt?
zymn says:
mm... nothing
Cheyanne says:
ohkayy!
while in real life i was banging my head against the keyboard repeatedly.
i guess its funny how my reaction went. in words it went like this:
Cheyanne says:
Hey! i was single for like 5 seconds
zymn says:
what? O__o
Cheyanne says:
i was single for like a minute or two!
zymn says:
what happened?...
Cheyanne says:
he broke up with me and then taylor asked me out!(:
zymn says:
gbhvhbgnbhng hbnghbgnhbgnhbnj
Cheyanne says:
whatt?
zymn says:
mm... nothing
Cheyanne says:
ohkayy!
while in real life i was banging my head against the keyboard repeatedly.
Mar 12, 2009 4:54 AM #372552
Quote from cullenhmm...
i guess its funny how my reaction went. in words it went like this:
Cheyanne says:
Hey! i was single for like 5 seconds
zymn says:
what? O__o
Cheyanne says:
i was single for like a minute or two!
zymn says:
what happened?...
Cheyanne says:
he broke up with me and then taylor asked me out!(:
zymn says:
gbhvhbgnbhng hbnghbgnhbgnhbnj
Cheyanne says:
whatt?
zymn says:
mm... nothing
Cheyanne says:
ohkayy!
while in real life i was banging my head against the keyboard repeatedly.
Now you'll never know if she would have rejected you or not, and live in a state of woesome discontent.
Whoo
Mar 12, 2009 5:30 AM #372561
yeah.
i am.
i hate this.
i am.
i hate this.
Mar 15, 2009 2:04 AM #374375
I want the girl that I like to beak up with her goddamn boyfriend.
He's a faggot, I don't know why she stays with him.
He's a faggot, I don't know why she stays with him.
Mar 15, 2009 2:07 AM #374379
Quote from MiasmaI want the girl that I like to beak up with her goddamn boyfriend.
He's a faggot, I don't know why she stays with him.
thats the situation i was in. you've just gotta find a place where you can prove hes doin somethin wrong.
Mar 15, 2009 2:08 AM #374381
Quote from cullenthats the situation i was in. you've just gotta find a place where you can prove hes doin somethin wrong.
I need to figure out some sort of scheme to sabotage their relationship without her knowing.
Extra lulz will be had if he does know, but she doesn't believe him.
Mar 15, 2009 2:09 AM #374382
Cheyanne sounds like a slut dude, haha.
But that's how it works. Atleast my way. Befriend the girl who's BF is a douche but she won't leave him, the second they break up, go in for the kill.
awh yes.
But that's how it works. Atleast my way. Befriend the girl who's BF is a douche but she won't leave him, the second they break up, go in for the kill.
awh yes.
Mar 15, 2009 2:13 AM #374387
Quote from ::.. Teh ef wurd ..::Befriend the girl who's BF is a douche but she won't leave him, the second they break up, go in for the kill.
My plan exactly.
BUT SHE HAS NO MOTIVATION AT ALL, EVER, FOR ANYTHING.
Mar 15, 2009 2:15 AM #374389
lmao, then what's so good about her? you need a motivated girl for some p00n, unless you're looking for a serious relationship. you don't always come across those, but if she isn't motivated to do shit she's boring and you shouldn't want her vajay.
Mar 15, 2009 2:17 AM #374393
Quote from ::.. Teh ef wurd ..::lmao, then what's so good about her? you need a motivated girl for some p00n, unless you're looking for a serious relationship. you don't always come across those, but if she isn't motivated to do shit she's boring and you shouldn't want her vajay.
Well what I mean is that even if she knows she should do something, she probably won't do it anyway.
Mar 15, 2009 2:19 AM #374394
That's where you come in, FEEL ME DAWG?!
Hang out with her as much as possible, more than her bf does. You'll get her thinking.
Hang out with her as much as possible, more than her bf does. You'll get her thinking.
Mar 15, 2009 2:57 AM #374419
That's what I'm doing, man.
Mar 15, 2009 3:32 AM #374425
yeah.
well, the thing that really helped me out with getting Cheyanne and her ex split up was that she told me how he decided to get drunk with 3 chicks instead of hang out with her. yet, as far as she knew, he was still a virgin. so, i just asked "what can a guy do with 3 drunk chicks?" and then she was like "good question! now i'm pissed!" sooo... yeah. worked great.
well, the thing that really helped me out with getting Cheyanne and her ex split up was that she told me how he decided to get drunk with 3 chicks instead of hang out with her. yet, as far as she knew, he was still a virgin. so, i just asked "what can a guy do with 3 drunk chicks?" and then she was like "good question! now i'm pissed!" sooo... yeah. worked great.
Mar 15, 2009 3:53 AM #374434
Last year I was going out with this one chick, and one night before we were going to a school dance she decided it'd be cool if she took a shower in my bathroom. I laid down on my bed and waited.