Crappy Things that have Happened to You

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Mar 12, 2009 3:52 AM #372544
Don't worry about that shit when you're 14, it doesn't matter. At that point, people only go out with other people for reputation and maybe poon.
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Mar 12, 2009 3:55 AM #372545
hmm...
i guess its funny how my reaction went. in words it went like this:

Cheyanne says:
Hey! i was single for like 5 seconds
zymn says:
what? O__o
Cheyanne says:
i was single for like a minute or two!
zymn says:
what happened?...
Cheyanne says:
he broke up with me and then taylor asked me out!(:
zymn says:
gbhvhbgnbhng hbnghbgnhbgnhbnj
Cheyanne says:
whatt?
zymn says:
mm... nothing
Cheyanne says:
ohkayy!



while in real life i was banging my head against the keyboard repeatedly.
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Mar 12, 2009 4:54 AM #372552
Quote from cullen
hmm...
i guess its funny how my reaction went. in words it went like this:

Cheyanne says:
Hey! i was single for like 5 seconds
zymn says:
what? O__o
Cheyanne says:
i was single for like a minute or two!
zymn says:
what happened?...
Cheyanne says:
he broke up with me and then taylor asked me out!(:
zymn says:
gbhvhbgnbhng hbnghbgnhbgnhbnj
Cheyanne says:
whatt?
zymn says:
mm... nothing
Cheyanne says:
ohkayy!



while in real life i was banging my head against the keyboard repeatedly.


Now you'll never know if she would have rejected you or not, and live in a state of woesome discontent.

Whoo
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Mar 12, 2009 5:30 AM #372561
yeah.

i am.

i hate this.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:04 AM #374375
I want the girl that I like to beak up with her goddamn boyfriend.

He's a faggot, I don't know why she stays with him.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:07 AM #374379
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I want the girl that I like to beak up with her goddamn boyfriend.

He's a faggot, I don't know why she stays with him.


thats the situation i was in. you've just gotta find a place where you can prove hes doin somethin wrong.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:08 AM #374381
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thats the situation i was in. you've just gotta find a place where you can prove hes doin somethin wrong.


I need to figure out some sort of scheme to sabotage their relationship without her knowing.

Extra lulz will be had if he does know, but she doesn't believe him.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:09 AM #374382
Cheyanne sounds like a slut dude, haha.

But that's how it works. Atleast my way. Befriend the girl who's BF is a douche but she won't leave him, the second they break up, go in for the kill.

awh yes.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:13 AM #374387
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Befriend the girl who's BF is a douche but she won't leave him, the second they break up, go in for the kill.



My plan exactly.

BUT SHE HAS NO MOTIVATION AT ALL, EVER, FOR ANYTHING.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:15 AM #374389
lmao, then what's so good about her? you need a motivated girl for some p00n, unless you're looking for a serious relationship. you don't always come across those, but if she isn't motivated to do shit she's boring and you shouldn't want her vajay.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:17 AM #374393
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lmao, then what's so good about her? you need a motivated girl for some p00n, unless you're looking for a serious relationship. you don't always come across those, but if she isn't motivated to do shit she's boring and you shouldn't want her vajay.


Well what I mean is that even if she knows she should do something, she probably won't do it anyway.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:19 AM #374394
That's where you come in, FEEL ME DAWG?!

Hang out with her as much as possible, more than her bf does. You'll get her thinking.
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Mar 15, 2009 2:57 AM #374419
That's what I'm doing, man.
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Mar 15, 2009 3:32 AM #374425
yeah.
well, the thing that really helped me out with getting Cheyanne and her ex split up was that she told me how he decided to get drunk with 3 chicks instead of hang out with her. yet, as far as she knew, he was still a virgin. so, i just asked "what can a guy do with 3 drunk chicks?" and then she was like "good question! now i'm pissed!" sooo... yeah. worked great.
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Mar 15, 2009 3:53 AM #374434
Last year I was going out with this one chick, and one night before we were going to a school dance she decided it'd be cool if she took a shower in my bathroom. I laid down on my bed and waited.