ingredients:
- instant coffee (at least 7 teaspoons)
- boiled water
- cream/milk (optional)

step 1: put at least 7 teaspoons of instant coffee in an appropriate mug.
step 2 (for pussies - very optional): add sugar
step 3: add boiling water until the mug is about a third full.
step 4: mix with teaspoon to create a thick sludge. add more coffee if necessary
step 5: add more water to half fill the glass (if you want milk or cream) or 3/4 fill the glass (if you do not want milk or cream)
step 6: add milk, or cream, if desired. optional, and nowhere near as manly.
step 7: drink





post in this thread if you don't die

Yay, copypasta.

I tried it. Yum.

FOR THE SLIGHTLY LESS MANLY:
1.Milk + Non-instant coffee
2.Shake until consistency is that of brown sand
3.Drink
4.optional - try adding some vanilla ice-cream and blending it, it could be an excellent iced coffee
Quick and easy.

And grainy.

Here's one I made earlier.



It's inside a milk bottle in case you were wondering.

lol @ step 4 ;)

: D

Coffee was invented by lucifer himself I heard.

you mean me?

No I mean the devil in the christian mythos.

the very same

What the ****? How can anyone actually enjoy this?

Agreed. 7 spoons of coffee? I don't need that much energy.

Quote from MoD

Coffee was banned in Germany once.

FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON.

Where the fuck did you read that kind of bullshit?

Quote from ScHaLL

Where the fuck did you read that kind of bullshit?

On the back of a Pot Noodle Soya Sauce Satchet for Beef and mushroom pot noodles


THEREFOR I KNOW IT IS A IRREFUTABLE FACT AND YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE IN BEFORE THE ARGUMENT STARTS

Well that was a rewarding experience.

Quote from Mantha

Agreed. 7 spoons of coffee? I don't need that much energy.

well I goddamn well do