I find killing a man for money then hiring a realy good hooker, much better than rape.

Hounest. im a good boy.

You filthy bastard, I think I'm in love.

**** Me.


Now .

I would steal all the computer parts that aren't already being used and make a super computer out of them. Then hack the unholy bloody ****ing shit out of the presidents skull with an axe. Then kill all the spp members excluding me myself and stuff. Then secretley fire nukes into the moon to write my name and make the shape of a large penis on the beach with the corpse of a dead walrus and rape it afterwards.

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Like you could kill me.

I would make He-Man shit bricks.

if this was 'you laugh you lose' i would finally be out.

I guess this isn't the point of the thread, but: Diplomatic immunity doesn't work that way. If you commit a crime the government deems serious enough, you will be sent back to you home country and dealt with there. Also, I have it. I don't do much different from normal, and neither does my parents. The only thing I can think of is generally not caring about parking tickets.

Take a dump ontop of the jesus statue in brazil.

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I don't have a drive for many varieties of crime, so it would likely be nothing more than petty theft.

same here

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Then i go to california and get some gay marriage.

its illegal now. ****ing stupid people.

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Why would all of you want to rape?
I don't find the thought of a screaming woman, fighting back against me and crying underneath me erotic at all. It'd be a real bonerkill.

Whats wrong with you...

Whats with your sig?

I agree with Uberschall. Upon my many masturbation experiences, ANYTHING that disturbs me from the sweetness and serenity of me jerking off kills my boner.

On topic, I would probably steal a bunch of expensive stuff.

I would rob a bank and steal lots of cash.

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Whats with your sig?

mine? that's solister.

I'd probably just take things that I want whenever they come to mind =/

There's no point in killing anyone because you can always be killed in the process. Depending on your means of attacking someone.

To the people that said they would rape, I think that's another way of admitting that they will never get any, and they know it.