People in schools these days ranging from teenagers or snotty brats to arrogant sluts who think there all better that you. They are set up in tiers that make things awkward and about as annoying as a dog shitting on you mothers new carpet. These “tiers” consist of Goths, Emos, Geeks, Nerds, Sluts, chavs, retards.
. If your one of these people that no matter what you do everyone hates for no flipping reason (like everyone hates Piggy from Lord of the flies) then you more screwed than an armless man trying to change a light bulb. When you put across your view everyone laughs just at the fact that it as you who said it. They find it funny for someone to stick up for themselves . Then you have all them idiots who think its “cool” to; Smoke, insult people with stupidly over used insults that sound just as pathetic and a retarded mouse with no cheese, wear low hanging tops that are so low you can see what colour there bra is; seriously why would you want to know that? It is what is inside the bra that you want. Then there’s you. The one who probably ends up bullied by some stupid twat who for reason thinks he is smarter than you. He pokes you and calls you a dickhead, when you finally turn round on him everyone in the class acts as if Mount Vesuvius is erupting.

Next you get the teachers moaning over uniform like a bunch of monkeys asking for bananas. First you get annoying sets of uniform like blazers or jumpers that are itchier than stinging nettles. Next you have the thing that’s harder to find than a chameleon on a black background; Navy blue trousers for both girls and boys. Not even the school will sell them and by the time you have found a pair worthy of being accepted by the school they are one size too big and you have to send them back. The Uniform the school sells is over priced and you can’t get nifty deals like ‘buy one get one free’… unless its sports socks. The school makes you buy stud trainers for two sports that are only done once a year and you don’t need them after that what a waste. Then you have ties. These are annoying in school. They get in your way more than a brick wall in front of a charging bull. What makes it impossible to have them short is the school came up with a uniform check so if your tie is short you get a signature in your planner or diary or what ever the hell you want to call it. Three of these you get a detention. You can’t get out of the short tie problem unless you’re wearing a jumper, but then your itching in every class as if you have flees. Then you have the other people from different countries. They walk into school with there black scarf round there face when its not part of the uniform. To make it worse the teachers allow it. But then if there allowed and they cover the head, why aren’t hoodys allowed to cover our heads? There comes the idea of a girl; who is white and not religious in any respect coming in with a scarf round her face exactly the same to the other scarfs. If she is told off for wearing it then you do the thinking. I came to the conclusion that it wasn’t fair.
Health and safety has become more and more… and more and more and more and more. If you asked someone in there forty’s; school was about as safe as rollercoaster without restraints. It’s true that teenager did hang there class mates out of windows by there feet and that the teacher didn’t give two shits if coffee was spilled. But now the rules and safety strikes back. That’s right teachers cannot hold cups in case it spills on a pupil. Seriously how are you going to spill it on a child if he is sat in a chair with half of his body under a table? And how will it spill if it is on a table? Now walking has become like driving a car and the corridors are the road. Yes the rule of walking to your left, yeah ok there is logic behind it but really why would you want that... it means a line and a line means a wait and a wait means a waste of time.

School is all about lessons and learning and what not. So what makes it so annoyingly wrong? Some teachers barely go though your book and mark they just ask you to give your books in and when you get them back it look exactly the same. No comments. No marks out of ten. No spelling errors. Nothing. Teachings just as bad. They spoon feed you the information you need then make you spit it out in a test. They teach you stuff you don’t really need to know and if you do need to know it they don’t teach it. Then you got coursework you spend 8 hours or so working on this piece of work and when you get it back you only got a C, you wonder how does that add up? I spent ages on it. The teachers nag and nag and nag and nag you for it and when you give it in it’s only your draft.

In year nine (3rd year or whatever) you are told by all your teachers “this is your biggest year yet” a year later you here the same talk “this is your biggest year yet” and when your finally in year eleven you get the same talk! What is up with that? It’s like the teachers want to put more pressure on you than someone putting a cork on a volcano. Wow that was my smallest paragraph so far.

Now there is the “School for the future” thing this is where all the school in Britain are going to get revamped. My school being one of the first. It all looks good to me but a few weeks ago our head teacher, came walking in explain what was going to happen. All the other younger years except my year (year 11) are going to be able to be in this new upgraded school. Real luck of the draw.

School overall for all I see. Sucks






Just something I came up with. Think your school is worse?

Nah, my school is awesome.

You forgot the blacks, stoners, and jocks.

People call me a "loner", even though I spend 85% of breaktimes chatting with my friends.

There's also this kid who thinks he's so bloody hilarious by yelling out jokes from Borat, or jokes about how 'stupid' a good movie is. And everyone laughs. I think they're just laughing at him, OR they have a terrible sense of humor.

But I like my school anyway. Kind of.

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People call me a "loner", even though I spend 85% of breaktimes chatting with my friends.

There's also this kid who thinks he's so bloody hilarious by yelling out jokes from Borat, or jokes about how 'stupid' a good movie is. And everyone laughs. I think they're just laughing at him, OR they have a terrible sense of humor.

But I like my school anyway. Kind of.

dont get me started on jokes, specaily interent jokes

I'm the public relations at my school, so loneliness is not my problem.

I spend all lunch alone on a wall, silently wishing for it to be over. In class The teachers pick on me to do all the tasks, and the pupils play pranks on me like robbing my pencil case all lesson. At the end of school I walk home on my own, people laughing at me as I walk by. When I get home I go on the computer and stay on there until 9:00 at night. I then watch TV, go to bed and get ready for a whole new day...


























Yeah not really, school rocks.

I despise my school and pretty much everyone in it other than some acquaintances that seem alright and my friends and some teachers. I hate my computer tech teacher that at times I think it'd be awesome to go out, get an A+ certification come back, take his job and teacher it better than he ever could.

Or maybe be a nark at my school, I heard they get paid good money.

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People in schools these days ranging from teenagers or snotty brats to arrogant sluts who think there all better that you. They are set up in tiers that make things awkward and about as annoying as a dog shitting on you mothers new carpet. These “tiers” consist of Goths, Emos, Geeks, Nerds, Sluts, chavs, retards.
. If your one of these people that no matter what you do everyone hates for no flipping reason (like everyone hates Piggy from Lord of the flies) then you more screwed than an armless man trying to change a light bulb. When you put across your view everyone laughs just at the fact that it as you who said it. They find it funny for someone to stick up for themselves . Then you have all them idiots who think its “cool” to; Smoke, insult people with stupidly over used insults that sound just as pathetic and a retarded mouse with no cheese, wear low hanging tops that are so low you can see what colour there bra is; seriously why would you want to know that? It is what is inside the bra that you want. Then there’s you. The one who probably ends up bullied by some stupid twat who for reason thinks he is smarter than you. He pokes you and calls you a dickhead, when you finally turn round on him everyone in the class acts as if Mount Vesuvius is erupting.

Next you get the teachers moaning over uniform like a bunch of monkeys asking for bananas. First you get annoying sets of uniform like blazers or jumpers that are itchier than stinging nettles. Next you have the thing that’s harder to find than a chameleon on a black background; Navy blue trousers for both girls and boys. Not even the school will sell them and by the time you have found a pair worthy of being accepted by the school they are one size too big and you have to send them back. The Uniform the school sells is over priced and you can’t get nifty deals like ‘buy one get one free’… unless its sports socks. The school makes you buy stud trainers for two sports that are only done once a year and you don’t need them after that what a waste. Then you have ties. These are annoying in school. They get in your way more than a brick wall in front of a charging bull. What makes it impossible to have them short is the school came up with a uniform check so if your tie is short you get a signature in your planner or diary or what ever the hell you want to call it. Three of these you get a detention. You can’t get out of the short tie problem unless you’re wearing a jumper, but then your itching in every class as if you have flees. Then you have the other people from different countries. They walk into school with there black scarf round there face when its not part of the uniform. To make it worse the teachers allow it. But then if there allowed and they cover the head, why aren’t hoodys allowed to cover our heads? There comes the idea of a girl; who is white and not religious in any respect coming in with a scarf round her face exactly the same to the other scarfs. If she is told off for wearing it then you do the thinking. I came to the conclusion that it wasn’t fair.
Health and safety has become more and more… and more and more and more and more. If you asked someone in there forty’s; school was about as safe as rollercoaster without restraints. It’s true that teenager did hang there class mates out of windows by there feet and that the teacher didn’t give two shits if coffee was spilled. But now the rules and safety strikes back. That’s right teachers cannot hold cups in case it spills on a pupil. Seriously how are you going to spill it on a child if he is sat in a chair with half of his body under a table? And how will it spill if it is on a table? Now walking has become like driving a car and the corridors are the road. Yes the rule of walking to your left, yeah ok there is logic behind it but really why would you want that... it means a line and a line means a wait and a wait means a waste of time.

School is all about lessons and learning and what not. So what makes it so annoyingly wrong? Some teachers barely go though your book and mark they just ask you to give your books in and when you get them back it look exactly the same. No comments. No marks out of ten. No spelling errors. Nothing. Teachings just as bad. They spoon feed you the information you need then make you spit it out in a test. They teach you stuff you don’t really need to know and if you do need to know it they don’t teach it. Then you got coursework you spend 8 hours or so working on this piece of work and when you get it back you only got a C, you wonder how does that add up? I spent ages on it. The teachers nag and nag and nag and nag you for it and when you give it in it’s only your draft.

In year nine (3rd year or whatever) you are told by all your teachers “this is your biggest year yet” a year later you here the same talk “this is your biggest year yet” and when your finally in year eleven you get the same talk! What is up with that? It’s like the teachers want to put more pressure on you than someone putting a cork on a volcano. Wow that was my smallest paragraph so far.

Now there is the “School for the future” thing this is where all the school in Britain are going to get revamped. My school being one of the first. It all looks good to me but a few weeks ago our head teacher, came walking in explain what was going to happen. All the other younger years except my year (year 11) are going to be able to be in this new upgraded school. Real luck of the draw.

School overall for all I see. Sucks






Just something I came up with. Think your school is worse?

alot of kids in the world don't even get the chance to go to school, consider yourself very ****ing lucky and stop being such an ingrate.

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I despise my school and pretty much everyone in it other than some acquaintances that seem alright and my friends and some teachers. I hate my computer tech teacher that at times I think it'd be awesome to go out, get an A+ certification come back, take his job and teacher it better than he ever could.

Or maybe be a nark at my school, I heard they get paid good money.

excellent use of analogies, similes, metaphors:

annoying as a dog shitting on you mothers new carpet

more screwed than an armless man trying to change a light bulb

acts as if Mount Vesuvius is erupting

moaning over uniform like a bunch of monkeys asking for bananas

harder to find than a chameleon on a black background

in your way more than a brick wall in front of a charging bull

itching in every class as if you have flees

safe as rollercoaster without restraints

walking has become like driving a car and the corridors are the road

put more pressure on you than someone putting a cork on a volcano

i learn at my school

so go away

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i learn at my school

so go away

fair enough if you learn, im critisising, not commenting.

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I lol'd.